Dog Ignored On Walk
An attention-starved Yorkie’s hopes for love were dashed again today when his owner spent the entirety of another post-workday walk around Maple Leaf Reservoir...
Breaking: New NHL Team Reportedly Named Seattle Not-the-SuperSonics
After a sports radio program reportedly leaked the
long-awaited name of Seattle’s new hockey team today, National Hockey League
officials are neither confirming nor denying that...
Museum of History and Industry Welcomes First Ever Visitor
After seven years of operation at its pristine South Lake Union location, the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) finally made a little history...
Local Artist Actually an Octopus
Today Seattle artist Rudy Willingham –known widely for Insta-famous photography of paper pop-culture cut-outs against Pacific Northwest scenery, KEXP album-of-the-year-nominated music, clever social media...
Pike Place Market Workers Begin Throwing Impossible Salmon
Pike
Place Market’s famous fishmongers began a new Seattle tradition this week with
the hurling of Impossible Salmon, the latest meat-like lab-made concoction from
vegan-friendly company Impossible...
13 Years of Using MLK Logo Finally Rids King County of All Systemic Racism
Thirteen years after Seattle-seated King County adopted the image
of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. into its official logo, leaders announced today
that – all on...
Single Xmas-Light Tumbleweed Rolls Down Abandoned Leavenworth Main Street
An eerie quiet has fallen over the
festive town of Leavenworth as holiday crowds have abandoned the snowbound
mountain hamlet, leaving only a lone, tangled tumbleweed...
Seattle Woman Spending Thanksgiving in Spokane Spontaneously Combusts
A Thanksgiving visit back to her parents’ home in
Spokane turned tragic for Seattle woman and lifelong Democrat Leah Perkins, 31,
when she spontaneously combusted into...
Former Boeing CEO Awarded $62M Golden Parachute for Successfully Facilitating Exit of 346 Lives
To thank him for an unforgettably clever corporate psychopathy that tested the limits of how many people a multi-billion-dollar company could kill without legal...
8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter
With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with...
