“Who’s Ready to Stop-and-Risk It All?” Asks Newest Bloomberg Ad
Following a series of widely mocked billboards, targeted ads and sponsored memes, the Mike Bloomberg 2020 campaign has pivoted to its newest initiative, this...
Local Tech Startup to Offer Beer In Lieu of Health Benefits
To stay competitive with tech giants like Google and Microsoft that offer free meals and massages, startups like local tech biz PhoneTap are offering...
Man’s Waterfront View Blocked by Another Man’s Waterfront View
One Belltown man's expansive view of the Puget Sound apartment disappeared today when it was suddenly replaced by a view of the 40-story Arrive...
Ken Jennings’ Post-Jeopardy Rampage Claims Pub Quiz, Spelling Bee as Insatiable Lust for Knowledge Continues
Fresh off of winning Jeopardy’s Greatest of All Time Tournament in
dominant fashion, newly crowned champion Ken Jennings reportedly spent last night
rampaging through Seattle on...
CDC Advises Public to Avoid People Who Go On Cruises
Amid fears that the Coronavirus may spread internationally, today the Center of Disease Control urged the general public to obnoxiously cover their mouths every...
Death Toll Climbs in Ballard Dessert Shop Turf War
Fighting between factions of Ballard’s trendy dessert establishments continued to escalate this week with no signs of abating.
The Hot Cakes and Frankie &...
Report: Mountain One Sexy Bitch
Bright sunshine inspired one local mountain to shrug off the
thick blankets of winter gray she’d been hiding in for months, standing in what
millions in...
Bernie Sanders Uses Captive Tacoma Audience to Unveil One-Man Performance of ‘Cats’
Bernie Sanders’ historic Tacoma Dome rally took a strange
turn last night as he took the momentous opportunity to premiere a self-produced
one-man production of long-running...
Seattle Places Cardboard ‘Free’ Sign On Homeless Encampment In Hopes Portland Takes It
While many cities have taken more direct approaches to offloading their homeless problem to other cities such as providing bus tickets, Seattle has taken...
Report: Greenwood, Greenwood Always Up to No Good
Warning that California transplants definitely be “up in
this” local watchdog journalists unveiled a groundbreaking report today confirming
once and for all that, yeah, Greenwood, Greenwood...
