Landlords Now Requiring Dog’s Credit Score
Adding to the longer list of requirements renters must meet to secure housing in pricey and competitive rent markets like Seattle, local landlords are...
Man Halfway Through 4th Peanut Butter Milk Stout Not Sure If Pang in Stomach is Regret or Diarrhea
As fall’s arrival kicks off craft beer season, tonight one local man’s ill-advised decision to indulge in a fourth peanut butter milk stout has...
Woodland Park Zoo Publicly Apologizes for Inviting Ozzy Osbourne to Perform at ZooTunes
Woodland Park Zoo has issued an apology today after heavy metal pioneer Ozzy Osbourne was caught trying to eat several bats housed in the...
Museum of Museums Acquires New Museum for Museum’s Collection of Museum Museums
The museum to end all museums, today the Seattle’s Museum of Museums acquired a new museum to add to the museum’s permanent collection of...
Summer Fit Tips to Look Sizzling in Ring Camera Footage Neighbor Posts on Nextdoor
Catch a glimpse of yourself on a Nextdoor post about a suspicious neighbor looking a little paunchier than desired? No problem: Just follow these...
Man Driving Ram Pickup Truck on I-90 Pulled Over for Failure to Tailgate
After putting countless cars on-edge wondering when the driver was finally going to almost rear-end them before speeding ahead rolling coal, local Ram pickup...
Tuba Players and Accordionists to Finally Get Laid as Hispanic Heritage Month and Oktoberfest Approach
The change in seasons becomes official this week as the combination of Hispanic Heritage Month and Oktoberfest brings about the annual laying of the...
Out-of-Control Ferry Continues Reign of Chaos, Crashes through Amazon Spheres Dragging Space Needle Behind It
Almost an entire two weeks after it ran off-course and smashed half its face into a Fauntleroy Dock piling, Vashon ferry Cathlamet continued its...
Seattle Still Choked with Smoke After Russell Wilson Attempts to Cook at Lumen Field
Just when the Puget Sound region thought they were going to be granted some respite from the Bolt Creek Fire, former Seahawks quarterback Russell...
Microsoft Worker Still Thinks He Can Convince Friends to Use Bing
In the middle of a heated argument over the name of the actor who played Mr. Belvedere, 34-year-old Microsoft UX Designer Steve Ashby tragically...
