First-Time Voter Prematurely Casts Ballot Before Arriving at Box
With all the best intentions of creating more joy in the world, today one local first-time voter sheepishly admitted to prematurely casting his ballot...
Galentine’s Day Gathering Picked Off One ‘U Up?’ Text at a Time
A thriving Galentine’s Day gathering has gone awry this evening as
a volley of romantic ‘u up?’ texts have wooed away its attendees one by...
Tourist Tip: Pike Place Fishmongers Will Toss Your Kid if You Slip Them $50
The Needling is always here to highlight the best local tips for visitors spending a weekend in Seattle—this week’s tip: The fishmongers at the...
Eastside Man Still Thinks It’s Hilarious to Ask Partner to Make Him a Turkey Sammamish
After five years of living in Kirkland, Eastside man Todd Wesley still giggles each time he asks his wife to "make me a turkey...
‘Valentine’s Day Is Just a Corporate Holiday,’ Says Man Shopping for Super Bowl Party
One of Seattle’s most free-thinking men generously enlightened Broadway QFC staff and customers alike today on the capitalistic evils of Valentine’s Day while picking...
Great Wheel Operator Pushes Forbidden TURBO Button
Seattle Waterfront— After celebrating six years of working behind the control panel of the iconic Seattle Great Wheel tonight, 42-year-old operator Mary Jo Flaherty’s...
Man Leaves Bookstore with Bounty of Zoom Background Decorations
One man celebrated his new remote position today by investing in a bounty of zoom background decorations from his local bookstore.
“I must have spent...
Fremont Troll Has Catalytic Converter Stolen from VW Bug
Seattle’s beloved Fremont Troll announced today that even he has now had his car’s catalytic converter stolen from literally right under his nose.
“Unbelievable—one second...
New Food Truck Launches Outside New Pop-up Inside Street Food Restaurant Down in Uptown
Nothing is splashing into the Seattle foodie scene this year quite like the city’s first food truck outside a pop-up inside street food restaurant,...
REI Severance Package Includes Exclusive Coupon for 20% Off Your Next $100 Purchase
This week the 8% of the REI Co-op headquarters staff being laid off due to “increasing uncertainty” were relieved and even a little delighted...
