Black History Month Festival Permits Awarded to City’s Most Gentrified Neighborhood
Just in time for Black History Month, Seattle’s most gentrified neighborhood announced today that later this month they’ll be hosting a festival in Central...
Local Family Celebrates Christmas Almost Satisfying as Watching This Year’s Queen Anne Sedan Snow Slam
Today local family The Harrisons basked in the glow of a Christmas Day so lovely, cozy and full of holiday cheer that it was...
Man Perplexed By PCC Disposal Bins Just Eats Coffee Cup Instead
Confusion over which disposal bin PCC customers should put their trash came to a head today as Stephen Murphy of Fremont felt suddenly compelled...
Gov. Jay Inslee Mandates All Gifts for Bad Children Be Carbon-neutral by 2030
At a press conference in front of Climate Pledge Arena today, Governor Jay Inslee announced that he’s officially mandating Santa replace all coal he’s...
‘Let’s Not Make This Tragedy Political,’ Says Politician Doing Political Job at the Politics Building
A politician took a break from his politics job today to stand outside on the steps of the politics building and chastise citizens asking...
Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that...
Sound Transit’s Parents Laughing Hysterically After Reading Letter to Santa Asking for Working Escalators
The parents of Sound Transit were overheard howling with merriment tonight as they read the transportation agency’s letter to Santa Claus asking for operational...
The Grinch Fitting Right in On Nextdoor App
As the festive lights went up and Christmas drew near, the residents of Whoodinville were spreading their cheer. But in one dim house grumbling...
Local Man’s Holiday Party to Celebrate Annual Apartment Cleaning
In one of the most highly anticipated events of the season, local Greenwood resident Phil Smith’s holiday party this weekend is all set to...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
