Indian Mom Influencers Ruin Holi Again by Only Letting Kids Throw Shades of Beige Gulal
Today a group of local Indian mom influencers once again ruined the Festival of Colors, Holi, as bad as mothers who ruin Easter egg...
Seattle Times Removes Dilbert Comic; Gives Him Op-Ed Column
Following a racist tirade by Dilbert creator Scott Adams, The Seattle Times announced this week that it would be removing the Dilbert comic from...
Woman Goes Alone to FRIENDS Experience
In order to fully appreciate re-living memories from her favorite 90s sit-com, Friends, today Seattleite Kelly Dodge went to Pacific Place to wander show...
Critics Give Hump! Film Festival Two Thumbs Up, Won’t Say Where
Today local erotic film lovers were excited to hear this year’s Hump! Film Festival received a coveted two thumbs up from renowned film critics...
Grandma’s Old Shit Inside Downtown Public Storage Has Best View in Entire City
Longtime and long-forgotten Downtown Public Storage resident Mildred—who is a stack of mildewed National Geographic magazines waiting for you to make them into a...
Big Tech Companies Celebrate Employee Appreciation Day by Giving Workers Endless Time Off
Big tech companies like Amazon, Apple, Google and Meta announced this week that they're all taking part in today's Employee Appreciation Day festivities by...
Hot! 5 Easy Ways to Blend Ash Wednesday Cinder into Your Contouring Routine
Today, the beginning of Lent, is a day to not only be grateful for everything Jesus Christ sacrificed for our sins, but also for...
Inflation Woes Continue as Beth’s Cafe 12-Egg Omelette Now Costs $37,000
Inflation woes continued to mount today as diners excited for Beth’s Cafe grand re-opening were shocked to find that the surging price of eggs...
Woman Leaves for U-Village a Day Early to Find Parking
After years of losing countless holiday weekend sales finds to hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic and driving in hopeless circles, Laurelhurst resident Karen McKarensen confirmed...
Oregon Unveils New Slogan: Come for Legal Shrooms, Stay Because the Giant Kaleidoscopic Beaver is Blocking the Interstate Bridge
After beginning to lawfully allow adult use of psilocybin “magic” mushrooms earlier this month, today Oregon unveiled their new state slogan “Come for the...
