Harrell Argues Seattle Needs Mayor Who Can Afford Enough Childcare to Forget Own Child Even Exists
After KUOW reported the groundbreaking scandal that progressive Seattle mayoral candidate Katie Wilson’s parents have pitched in on childcare costs as she campaigns, today...
Mayor Harrell Sweeps Wheedle Off the Needle
To remind his biggest supporters of what he does best a week before the Nov. 4 general election, today incumbent Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell...
East Bezos Ball Demolished to Make Way for More Ball Room
Saying it was high time to create more space to breathe in such a crowded area, this week Amazon unexpectedly funded the total demolition...
Capitol Hill Station Finally Opens Public Bathroom
After years of popular demand, today Sound Transit finally opened a public bathroom at its Capitol Hill light rail station located just above its...
Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus
Five hours after it was supposed to arrive, a group of commuters stranded at a Capitol Hill bus stop decided to try their luck...
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies
Katie Wilson proudly announced Wednesday night that, in addition to officially being elected Seattle’s next mayor, she’s also already secured unanimous endorsements from local...
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most of His Family
After a torturous, week-long vote count that ultimately resulted in him losing a second term as mayor of Seattle to progressive Katie Wilson today,...
Desperate Mayor Harrell Takes First Bus Ride to Appeal to Katie Wilson Supporters
In perhaps his greatest move of desperation for his mayoral campaign yet, today Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell boarded his first bus ride ever to...
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
Standing firm in its decision to pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel Live! even as ABC agreed to air the show again, Seattle TV station KOMO confirmed...
Local Woman Feels Bad for Fallen Lime Scooter
One local woman was overcome with sorrow on her morning walk today after she encountered a lone, destitute Lime Scooter fallen on the sidewalk.
“I...
