Ha! Local Man Spray Paints Penis On—Oh Shit, That’s a Different EV Brand
Fed up with the excuses people are making for still driving Teslas despite all the shame Elon Musk has brought upon the electric vehicle...
Mayor Harrell Orders Sweeps of Enchantments Campsites
Doubling down on what got him elected in the first place, today Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell hit his re-election campaign trail with a new...
Green Lake Snowman Absolutely Riddled With Goose Poop
A fanciful frolic through the snow turned messy today after a Green Lake snowman was found to be absolutely riddled with goose poop.
"Oh God,...
Rob Saka Filibusters Own Coffee Order
A line wrapped around the Delridge Uptown Espresso this morning as Seattle City Councilmember Rob Saka held up traffic filibustering his own coffee order."What...
Gold-Chained Gov. Bob Ferguson Goes On Rogan to Explain Why He’s Against Wealth Tax
Today Washington state’s new gold-chained governor, Bob Ferguson, spent his first full day in office on Joe Rogan’s podcast to explain why he’s against...
Negligent Landlord Treats Tenants to In-Unit Polar Plunge
Today tenants of local negligent landlord Roy Nauhart were spared trekking all the way to Alki, Golden Gardens or Matthews Beach after he graciously...
This Day in Seattle History: Denny Party Sticks Chewing Gum on Rock to Mark Arrival
It was on this day in November 13, 1851 that the Denny Party famously announced their arrival to the Puget Sound region by sticking...
Children Delighted to See Cigarettes Left Out for Amazon Delivery Worker Have Been Smoked
Christmas magic was on full display this morning when children of the Little family came tumbling down the stairs to discover the cigarettes they’d...
Fired Seattle Police Chief Adrian Diaz Just Wondering If He Still Has to Pretend He’s Gay
Since it didn’t keep him from getting fired this week for hiring a woman he was having an affair with amid several other accusations...
Martin Selig Evicts Three Ghosts Sent to Teach Him a Lesson About Christmas
Local real estate mogul Martin Selig reportedly kicked three supernatural visitors to the curb early today after the ghosts attempted to teach him a...
