Belltown Resident Excited Order Tracker Shows Only 90,000 Minutes Left Until Moto Pizza Ready
Overjoyed that he won’t have to wait literally forever to satisfy his craving for Detroit-style pizza here in Seattle, today Belltown resident Bryan Miller...
Ugh: White Coworker’s Cinco de Mayo Guacamole Has Raisins in It Again
A local office Cinco de Mayo potluck took a tragic turn today when coworkers discovered that Teresa from Sales had once again destroyed an...
Childless Couple Thoughtfully Leaves Out Water Bowl for Friends’ Toddler
One childless couple reportedly went the extra mile ahead of a visit with longtime friends today after they thoughtfully left out a water bowl...
Relentless Pack of Girl Scouts Corners Man in QFC Parking Lot
A local man got more than he bargained for today when he was cornered in a QFC parking lot by a relentless pack of...
Ballard Resident Prepares for Weekend Road-trip to Beacon Hill
Determined to be prepared for the long journey ahead, today Ballard resident Claudia Davis spent the evening carefully planning for her big road trip...
Local Mom Blows Dust Off Uneaten Marshmallow Peeps for 7th Straight Year
Continuing an Easter tradition like no other, today one local Mom retrieved the uneaten marshmallow peeps from a box in the garage and blew...
Sick Bastard Puts Olive Oil in Coffee and Then Restricts Bathroom Access
As Howard Schultz prepares to take a bow at Starbucks, the CEO announced his final act would be infusing coffee with olive oil in...
Aw! These Oregonians Think Mount Hood Is Worth Taking Pictures Of
One Seattle resident’s quick work trip down to Portland this week led to the discovery of Oregonians who think Mount Hood is actually worth...
Man in Head-to-Toe Carhartt Must Be Heading to Coal Mine After Shift at Vegan Dog Bakery
Customers at a local vegan dog bakery were impressed by the gritty work ethic of one of its Carhartt-clad employees, who everyone assumes must...
Male Orca? This Man Is Only Still Alive Because His Mother Feeds Him Salmon Every Day
A recent scientific report confirming that male southern resident orcas stay completely dependent on their mothers feeding them for their entire life has some...
