Man Perplexed By PCC Disposal Bins Just Eats Coffee Cup Instead
Confusion over which disposal bin PCC customers should put their trash came to a head today as Stephen Murphy of Fremont felt suddenly compelled...
‘Let’s Not Make This Tragedy Political,’ Says Politician Doing Political Job at the Politics Building
A politician took a break from his politics job today to stand outside on the steps of the politics building and chastise citizens asking...
Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
Guy Who Came Up with Seasonal Affective Disorder Acronym Very Proud of Self
Nearly 30 years after a psychiatric study first described and named the syndrome, scientists are confirming the psychologist who discovered Seasonal Affective Disorder’s acronym,...
Move Over Bezos Balls: Here Comes Andy Jassy’s Glassy Assy
Move over Bezos Balls! CEO Andy Jassy has announced today that the mass Amazon layoffs will soon fund the region's newest vanity project, a...
Russell Wilson Stands Outside Pete Carroll’s House with Boombox Overhead
In a stirring moment of brave devotion and vulnerability, today former Seattle franchise quarterback Russell Wilson attempted to reconnect with Pete Carroll outside the...
Epidemiologists Trace Origin of New COVID Subvariant Name ‘Kraken’ to Rabid Canucks Fan
After weeks of investigating the source of the new COVID subvariant name, Kraken, today epidemiologists at the University of Washington confirmed it definitely came...
Seattle Public Schools to Settle TikTok Lawsuit for Record 600,000 Likes
After Seattle Public Schools filed lawsuits against all major social media platforms last week accusing them of damaging youth mental health, today the district...
Seattle Native Succumbs to Violent Stab Wounds
Mourners gathered today at a Downtown makeshift memorial to honor the life and legacy of Dr. Walter Jensen, a local ophthalmologist and pillar of...
