Couple Thins Out Wedding Invite List by Sending #SeattleIsDying Stories to Least Favorite Relatives
Desperate to cut down on wedding costs, one genius local couple says nothing has spared them from unnecessary expenditures and drunken speeches about “woke”...
Mount Rainier Officially Comes Out Ahead of Pride Weekend
The rumors are true: This year Mount Rainier has officially come out just in time for Seattle Pride Weekend.
“I don’t know how we missed...
Bezos Surprised, Delighted More People Suddenly Support Him Going Back to Space for Some Reason
Admittedly a little crestfallen so many people criticized his first trip to outer space two years ago, billionaire and former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos...
Straight Ally at Seattle Pride Really Needs Everyone to Know They’re Straight
Today local straight LGBTQI+ ally Kayleigh Klayton announced at Seattle Pride today that she really needs everyone to know she has their backs no...
Local Drag Queen Actually Not That Into Reading to Kids
After being hounded to attend countless Drag Story Hours from Seattle to Portland for too long, today local drag queen Moxie La Croix came...
Lime Bike Holds Flash Sale After Fremont Solstice Parade Ride
After the weekend’s annual Fremont Solstice Parade reminded them of “how much Seattle loves bicycles,” today Lime Bikes announced a flash sale on their...
Seattle Man Gets ‘Death Before Umbrella’ Tattoo
One local man forever enshrined his hardcore Seattle pride in ink today after heading to a nearby tattoo shop and getting a “Death Before...
Elon Musk Cheers OceanGate on Success of Submersible Implosion
Even though the ill-fated Titan did not accomplish all of its desired mission goals this week, today CEO Elon Musk tweeted congratulations to OceanGate...
White Ally Anxiously Awaits Invite to Juneteenth Cookout
Semi-confident she’s been a good enough white person to finally be invited to the Juneteenth cookout, self-proclaimed ally Allison Wetzel announced today she’s cautiously...
Piroshky Piroshky Owner’s City Council Stump Speech Weirdly Includes 14 Mentions of ‘Flaky Crust’
People were left confused and mostly hungry after listening to Piroshky Piroshky owner Olga Sagan’s latest Seattle City Council candidacy stump speech, which included...
