Orca Sick of Being Watched for Free Launches OnlyFins Account
This week a local J-Pod orca tired of complaining about how many people keep staring and watching his every move decided to monetize his...
McMenamins to Challenge Itself by Restoring Historic Tacoma K-Mart
Oregon-based McMenamins—known for restoring historic PNW properties into nostalgia-packed bars and hotels—announced today they’re going to fuck around with an abandoned K-Mart in Tacoma...
Fremont Bridge Gets Laser Troll Removal
Seattle residents were stopped dead in their tracks this afternoon as the Fremont Bridge debuted a new summer look that features a complete laser...
Trump Adds Insult to Injury as He Reboots ‘Strangers with Candy’ without Stephen Colbert
In a twist of the knife after successfully getting his top-ranked late-night show cancelled, President Donald Trump is reportedly also already rebooting cult comedy...
Man Still Spelling It ‘Capital Hill’ Somehow Finds His Way to Capitol Hill Block Party
The Seattle community is celebrating the achievement of one man who—despite still calling it “Capital Hill” a full 36 years into life—somehow miraculously figured...
Capitol Hill Residents Low-Key Excited to Complain About Block Party
The Capitol Hill Block Party is this weekend and the gayborhood is low-key buzzing with excitement about how they’ll complain about it this year.
“Last...
Summer Recipes for Boiling Alive in Your A/C-less Apartment
With blistering summer days ahead, The Needling Test Kitchen compiled their favorite recipes for slowly roasting in your scalding hot apartment.Sweat-Braised Renter with Rainier...
Scientists Discover First Law of Motion Does Not Apply to Route 8 Buses
As many have suspected after years of studying why it’s so hard to get King County Metro Route 8 buses—aka "The L8"—to reach any...
Prime Day Deals on Billionaire Hair Loss Treatments
Once again, Amazon has cut prices down to size with their popular Prime Day sale featuring deals on items shoppers love, including products designed...
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime,...
