Proposed ‘Shitty Drink Tax’ Sets Sights on LaCroix
Intended as a counterpart to the sugary drink tax, Seattle voters will decide next month whether to approve or reject a tax on LaCroix,...
Neighbors Report Soon-to-Arrive Seattle Resident Has Already Left
Neighbors who had eagerly anticipated avoiding any social interaction whatsoever with new prospective Seattle renter Russ Hastings were pleasantly surprised to hear news today...
Incoming Seattle University Freshman Thinks These Friendships Will Last
Campion
Hall–Just weeks after arriving on campus armed with twin-sized Target bedsheets,
Childish Gambino posters and Starbucks gift cards from Aunt Kathy, one plucky Seattle
University freshman...
Elementary School Bus Races Minivan with Oregon Plates
Tire squeals and burned rubber left startled parents and teachers searching for answers in front of Everett’s Fairmount Elementary School, where two traffic law-flouting...
Nat-Geo Set to Document Dog Walker’s Record Leashed K9 Attempt
Legendary poo-bagging dog walker Beck Alexey confirmed today that National Geographic will be documenting his highly anticipated record-setting dog-walking attempt this weekend in Seattle’s...
Cute: This DoorDash User Thinks Food Delivery Guy Actually Got His Tip
In a display of utter cuteness today, Greenwood resident Matt Prescott adorably paid a gracious in-app tip intended for his DoorDash delivery guy, actually...
Thousands of Engineers Flee Rainier Beach Suffering From Premature Gentrification
A large group of prospective Apple employees have fled the Seattle neighborhood of Rainier Beach this week after reportedly suffering from a mass onset...
New Capitol Hill Streetcar to Travel 2-Block Trek from Frankie & Jo’s to Mighty-O’s
With the overdue and overbudget First Avenue Streetcar project on ice after a canceled contract, the City of Seattle announced Friday that it would...
New Luxury Apartment Building Offers Full-Amenity Dorm Experience
As luxury apartment buildings
offer larger common areas and more onsite amenities, the new Haflwaye Haus
Lofts on Capitol Hill takes the logical next step of...
Jay Inslee Caught Sucking Car Exhaust From ’87 Camry in Desperate Bid to Halt Emissions
Police were hailed to a bizarre scene at an Olympia convenience store today when Governor Jay Inslee was discovered sucking car exhaust from an...
