Man Walking Two Perky Pups Reminds Woman His Eyes Are Up Here
A man walking around Green Lake was aghast today when he had to remind a nearby woman that his “eyes are up here,” not...
UW Frat Star Refuses to Get REAL ID, Says Fake ID Works Just Fine
After repeated reminders that acquiring a REAL ID is mandatory federal requirement, 20-year-old University of Washington frat star Brad Ericks assured his friends and...
Pink Pony Club? These Cherry Blossoms Keep Flashing Everyone Their Petals
In what some are calling Seattle’s own Pink Pony Club, crowds of cherry blossoms right in the UW Quad are reportedly flashing everyone their...
Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones)
By Don Cudd, Seattle Culture Columnist
We all know Seattle is the home of political correctness and
celebrated diversity efforts that are the ultimate panacea for...
Man Irritated by Pride Month Excited to Celebrate 1/37th Irish Heritage
Today one local man took a break from his usual dislike of bright colors and bold celebrations of community pride, especially in June, to...
Uncontacted Tribe of Mall Santas Discovered in Abandoned Pacific Place Mall
The local scientific community is buzzing today following the discovery of an uncontacted tribe of Mall Santas living inside the abandoned Pacific Place Mall.
"It's...
High-Powered New Leaf Blower Moves 6 Whole Wet Leaves a Minute
Just in time for the late fall season’s soggiest and most stubborn damp leaves, an innovative, high-powered new leaf blower that just hit the...
Macramé Barricades Spring Up at Urban Craft Uprising
Radical vendors armed with hot glue guns erected barricades of knotted hemp macramé at Seattle Center today in yet another Urban Craft Uprising.
“We have...
Strait of Juan de Fuca Admits to Experimenting in College
In a new memoir washing ashore this spring, the Strait of Juan de Fuca chronicles its youth and admits to being not quite as...
3 Ways to Remember Bellevue Still Sucks Even Though They Have Snow Right Now and You Don’t
Even the most confident of Seattleites can sometimes waver in their faith that Bellevue truly and completely sucks at all times in every way,...
