Sexual Tension Builds Between the Two Guys in the Microsoft Teams Logo
After years of working closely together, sources are reporting that a steamy romance has developed between the two guys in the Microsoft Teams logo.
“From...
Man Still Spelling It ‘Capital Hill’ Somehow Finds His Way to Capitol Hill Block Party
The Seattle community is celebrating the achievement of one man who—despite still calling it “Capital Hill” a full 36 years into life—somehow miraculously figured...
Capitol Hill Residents Low-Key Excited to Complain About Block Party
The Capitol Hill Block Party is this weekend and the gayborhood is low-key buzzing with excitement about how they’ll complain about it this year.
“Last...
Summer Recipes for Boiling Alive in Your A/C-less Apartment
With blistering summer days ahead, The Needling Test Kitchen compiled their favorite recipes for slowly roasting in your scalding hot apartment.Sweat-Braised Renter with Rainier...
Seattleites Enjoy Perfect First Day of Summer
Cozy in their knit turtleneck sweaters while sipping a warm mug safe from the cloudy cold outside, Seattleites across the city said the weather...
Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection
Neighbors are reporting that early this morning they heard local lawn care daddy Terry Winchel yet again edge his grass to perfection.
“It seems like...
‘Seattle Weather Really Not That Bad,’ Says Man Who Moved Here 4 Weeks Ago
Contrary to previous speculation, Seattle weather is
surprisingly quite pleasant, reports newly minted Seattle meteorological expert
Scott Caprelli, who moved to town from LA exactly four...
Late Pope Francis Commemorated With Pierce County’s Highest Honor: An Airbrushed State Fair Shirt
State officials today announced that the late Pope Francis would be honored with Pierce County's highest honor, an airbrushed Washington State Fair t-shirt.
"We're proud...
Golden Retriever Comes Out as Proud Pansexual
Today local 24-dog-year-old golden retriever Harvey proudly announced to his friends and family that he is pansexual.
“I am coming out as pansexual to everyone...
Bainbridge Island Museum of Art Promises to Include Palestinian Voices in 6 or 7 Decades
Even though this week the Bainbridge Island Museum of Art canceled a play about Gaza at the last minute, today it promised to include...
