Bernie Sanders Uses Captive Tacoma Audience to Unveil One-Man Performance of ‘Cats’
Bernie Sanders’ historic Tacoma Dome rally took a strange
turn last night as he took the momentous opportunity to premiere a self-produced
one-man production of long-running...
Seattle Selfie Museum Unveils Tasteful Dick Pic Gallery
Seattle’s newest vainglorious attraction, the Seattle Selfie
Museum, announced today that it’s unsheathing its latest interactive exhibition
this week just in time for Valentine’s Day: The...
Neighbor Stands Vigil at Unmarked Curbside Parking Space
In an unforgettable show of devotion to peripheral homeowner property, Ballard resident Tom Watkins has stood constant vigil at the unmarked curbside parking space...
Museum of History and Industry Welcomes First Ever Visitor
After seven years of operation at its pristine South Lake Union location, the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) finally made a little history...
Local Artist Actually an Octopus
Today Seattle artist Rudy Willingham –known widely for Insta-famous photography of paper pop-culture cut-outs against Pacific Northwest scenery, KEXP album-of-the-year-nominated music, clever social media...
8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter
With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with...
Metropolitan Market Introduces New ‘Prepared Friends To-Go’
Queen Anne, Seattle – The Seattle Grocery Store
Wars are heating up again today as upscale retailer Metropolitan Market
released “Prepared Friends To-Go,” a new service...
Panicked Social Media Managers Furiously Crank Out Kwanzaa Tweet
A silent night turned into a cacophony of clattering keyboards as the nation’s social media managers roused from their beds last night to crank...
‘Holiday Family Runaway 5K’ Participants Turn to Bitter Cold to Escape Loving Family
In what has become an annual Seward
Park tradition, a group of die-hard holiday fun runners have once again turned
to the bitter winter cold to...
Stuck-Up Coworker Wearing Dress, Motherfucking Heels
Despite unwritten Pacific Northwest fashion laws against putting obvious effort into an outfit for any reason other than hiking, biking or barista-ing, local coworker...
