Seattle Woman Celebrating Unseasonable Warmth With Long Walks Along Beaches Of Hyrule
For the past week, Seattleites have enjoyed uncharacteristically warm, sunny days and Ballard resident Natalie Stahl says she's no exception as she enjoys long, virtual walks along the beaches of Hyrule.
“I’ve been meaning...
Uber Introduces ‘UberTrunk’ for Riders Desperate to Avoid Human Contact
Uber Black. Uber Pool. The ill-advised Uber Lap. The popular ride sharing service has tested the waters with numerous configurations, but the company has finally caved to the overwhelming demands of consumers and devised...
8 Fall Activities That Distract You From The Fact That You Have Nobody To Do Them With
Guest Post from University of Washington-based Off Leash
1.Corn Maze – For the adventurous, these winding labyrinths of corn offer a great way to spend an afternoon figuring out how to escape the maze instead of...
Tonight at 8: Seattleites to Open Windows, Bellow Guttural Noise from Depths of Troubled Souls
To celebrate reaching peak levels of the existential dread Seattle has long been famous for, thousands of the city’s residents are expected to open their windows at 8 p.m. tonight to bellow gutteral groans...
Ballard Man “Likes the Idea” of Woodworking
In addition to hobbies such as sneering at beer and recounting unlistenable fishing stories, Ballard man Cole Wilkinson recently toyed with enjoying “the idea” of woodworking.
“I’m really intrigued by the idea of creating something...
Tim Eyman Busted Stealing Virtual Chair from New Seattle NFT Museum
Just a week after reports that he owes Washington state more than $5 million in campaign finance violation fines, Tim Eyman was reportedly caught and arrested today for stealing countless virtual chairs from Seattle’s...
Family Flees Airbnb After Ghost Writes Bloody List of Chores on Wall
One local family fled for their lives this weekend after a ghost haunting their Airbnb scrawled a bloody list of household chores they were expected to complete before checkout.
“We paid the outrageous cleaning fee...
Amazon Responds to Work-from-Home Demands by Buying All Employees’ Homes
After an unprecedented walk-out from thousands of Amazon employees today urging the company to take stronger climate action and reconsider its return to office mandate, the tech giant has responded by buying all their...
Ghosts Haunting Historic Capitol Hill Building Sick and Tired of These Transplant Ghosts Already
A meeting of Belmont Court’s Dead Homeowners Association (DHOA) grew tense today as the 94-year-old building’s otherworldly residents vented concerns about the culture-fit of its increasing numbers of transplant ghosts.
“I’m not seeing the same...
Space Needle Elevator Operator Tries New Joke
Seattle Center - In his second tourist season as a Space Needle elevator operator, Utah native Caiden Alger reports his new joke absolutely killed with the crowd of tourists and locals hoping to see...
