Seattle Underground Tour Launches Virtual Showings of City’s Creepiest Apartment Laundry Rooms
Anxious to begin hosting informative local tours again, today the Seattle Undeground Tour launched its first live virtual showings of the city’s most creepy underground apartment laundry rooms.
“Come along with us and you’ll see...
Report: U.S. Cases of New Podcasts Reaching Dangerous New High
As the pandemic heads into its second year, officials say that catastrophically high U.S. cases of new podcasts are showing no signs of abating.
“We knew there would be a post-Christmas spike of noise-canceling headphones...
Mark Wahlberg Somehow Already Starring in Movie About Capitol Assault
In what many have called “that sounds about right,” it was announced today that Mark Wahlberg would be starring in a Michael Bay-produced “action-packed thriller” about the Jan. 6 assault on the United States...
Quarantine Haircut Qualifies as Both Self-care and Self-harm
Wellness gurus across the nation are now confirming that quarantine self-haircuts have officially joined body waxing, nose hair plucking and literally anything Gwyneth Paltrow recommends in the growing list of self-care activities that double...
Georgia Senator Raphael Warnock Promises to Keep Insatiable Chris Ballew from Moving to the Country, Eating All the Peaches
In his first statement after winning re-election in a Georgia runoff Tuesday night, Senator Raphael Warnock announced he's recommitting to doing anything possible to keep the notoriously insatiable Chris Ballew from moving to the...
Tinder’s New Spinoff App ‘Contact’ Matches People Based on Who Infected Them
Responding quickly to the drastic cultural changes that came with the pandemic-era dating scene, today Tinder launched a new spinoff dating app that matches people based on who infected them with Covid-19.
“Get infected at...
Woman Breaks in Half Attempting to Stand Up After 14-Hour Netflix Binge
An enormous rumble shook the foundation of a Ballard home today when Beth Johnson stood up from a 14-hour Netflix binge to find that she had pushed the limits of quarantine comfort too far...
Zoom Nutcracker Performance Includes Live Nutcracking on Living Room Furniture
In its new and original take on The Nutcracker, Pacific Northwest Ballet’s Zoom performances of the seasonal classic feature some of its most talented dancers participating virtually from home complete with more live nutcracking...
5 Ways to Be as Optimistic as a Cyclist Taking Up an Entire Lane of Traffic at Night
It can be hard to maintain optimism in a year like 2020. Fortunately, we have cyclists so optimistic about their chances of surviving another day unscathed they’ll take up entire lanes of traffic at...
8 Fall Activities That Distract You From The Fact That You Have Nobody To Do Them With
Guest Post from University of Washington-based Off Leash
1.Corn Maze – For the adventurous, these winding labyrinths of corn offer a great way to spend an afternoon figuring out how to escape the maze instead of...
