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Today one local witch coven is confessing their disappointment that—after all the hard work they put into celebrating Halloween with everyone this year by opening a terrifying portal to hell in Bellevue—no one's even...

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A landmark study that's flying in the face of conventional Seattle wisdom has found that tourists with umbrellas tested 37 percent higher in supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness. "Although umbrella use in Seattle is usually something atrocious, we're finding...

Word on the street is that one of the nation’s most woke and progressive men is right here in Seattle’s Central District sporting none other than a Hitler Youth haircut. “I reclaimed the haircut...

Despite unwritten Pacific Northwest fashion laws against putting obvious effort into an outfit for any reason other than hiking, biking or barista-ing, local coworker Tiffany Chestnut came to the office today wearing a dress...

With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with a few strangers packed around you to watch an entire...

As people increasingly dump zoom calls with grandma for Cameo, a website where users pay celebrities to send them personalized video messages, a few local stars have become crowd favorites in the Seattle area....

AmazonSmile announced today that customers can now donate a fraction of their purchases to a new charity specializing in setting fire to independent bookstores.“The charity ‘Beatty’s Books’ is named after the heroic firefighter from...

Glass-blowing enthusiasts and stoners alike are distraught today after an interview with world-famous glass artist Dale Chihuly revealed that not a single thing in the Chihuly Garden and Glass museum is a bong. “A bong?...

Capitol Hill millennial Sandy Miller was allegedly denied entry into a Neumos Emo-Nite show tonight by what many say they can only describe as a feral mass of Gen Z dancers. “I was about to...