5 Safety Tips for Kayaking the Atmospheric River This Weekend
Planning to enjoy a scenic kayak down the atmospheric river this weekend? Make sure you heed our five top safety tips before heading out...
King County Elections Adds Seahawks Head Coach Opening to Ballot in Attempt to Increase Voter Turnout
After record-low voter turnout last November, today King County Elections announced it’s partnering with the Seattle Seahawks to include choosing the football team's next...
Brave Local Bearded Man Comes Out as Not a Big Fan of IPAs
After years of hiding a truth he feared would alienate himself from friends and family alike, brave local bearded man Martin Price has officially...
Boeing ‘Protecting Its Peace’ by Taking Little Break from Social Media
After the FAA posted a scathing report online today about Boeing’s corporate culture and its disastrous effect on the safety of its planes, the...
Orca Mafia Begins Charging Washington Ferries for Protection So No More ‘Accidents’ Happen to Rest of Fleet
As Washington State Ferries continues to deal with an aging fleet, vessel breakdowns and a lack of staff, local orca “entrepreneurs” have stepped in...
Green Lake Coyote Just Trying to Get in 10,000 Steps Before Animal Control Called
Anxiously glancing over its shoulder as it trotted past the
Green Lake Boathouse, a Seattle-area resident coyote expressed hope it could
reach its daily step goal...
Alaska Airlines Changes ‘Proudly All Boeing’ Signs on Planes to ‘Oops! All Boeings’
After years of displaying the hand-painted tagline “Proudly All Boeing” on the sides of its planes, today Alaska Airlines announced it would be retiring...
Study Confirms Seattleites Pretend to Read More Books Than Any Other City
A study released today solidified Seattle’s reputation as an intellectual capital of the world after it confirmed that more Seattleites pretend to read more...
SPD Speeds Up Response Times After Telling Officers There’s Cocaine at Every Crime Scene
After it was widely reported that it took 20 minutes for Seattle Police Department officers to arrive at a shooting scene with a victim...
George Washington Actually Thinks He Looks Pretty Dumb on State Flag Too
After generations of Washingtonians looking at him weird, today former U.S. President George Washington broke centuries of silence to say that he actually thinks...
