Man Comes Out As Bellevue Resident
After years of keeping who he truly is in hiding, today 33-year-old Tristan Scraggs officially came out to his Seattle friends and family as...
Slut Shaming? My Dog Bit the Mailman While He Was Wearing Those Hot Little Shorts
One man was left mortified today after his dog slut-shamed his local mail carrier while he was delivering the mail in those hot little...
SPD K-9 Takes Forced Retirement After Using Talk Buttons to Question Policies
Beloved and intelligent Seattle Police Department K-9 Buster was reportedly forced into early retirement today after using his dog talk buttons to question SPD...
Man Terrified New Friend Will Invite Him to Improv Show
After achieving the impossible dream of making a new friend as an adult, one local man confessed today that his desire for a new...
Burien City Council Passes Bill Criminalizing Being in Burien
Today the Burien City Council passed a new ordinance which makes existing within the city limits of Burien a crime."We need to do what's...
King County Apologizes for Acid-Contaminated Water That Caused Zebra and Aurora Borealis Hallucinations
Today King County Public Health formally apologized for the acid-contaminated water supply that caused widespread hallucinations over the last two weeks of an omnipresent...
President Biden Visits Seattle to Fundraise, Beat the Shit Out of Macklemore
President Joe Biden arrived in Seattle Friday afternoon with a busy weekend itinerary that reportedly includes a campaign stop, several fundraisers, and challenging Macklemore...
Monster? This Man Left the Bus Before Even Kissing the Driver Goodbye
King County Metro bus riders were left speechless today after witnessing a man, who some are calling a literal monster, simply exit at his...
Sound Transit Closes UW Station to Protect Public from Exercising, Witnessing Free Speech
Out of an abundance of caution, today Sound Transit suddenly closed its University of Washington Station to ensure the public was safely protected from...
Lincoln Park Wildlife Was Actually Really Looking Forward to Those Pickleball Courts
After a group of West Seattleites recently won their months-long battle to keep Seattle Parks from constructing new pickleball courts in Lincoln Park because...
