Americans Dutifully Follow Biden-Trump Presidential Debate’s No-Audience Rule
Despite very much wanting to listen to two wise, old men with Oval Office experience expound on the best path forward for the best...
Centralia Spontaneously Combusts Following Trump Verdict
Following the announcement that Donald Trump was found guilty on all 34 counts in the former President’s hush-money case, conservative stronghold Centralia reportedly spontaneously...
‘Ransomware Attacks for Dummies’ Overdue at Seattle Public Library
Today Seattle Public Library announced that in addition to an unfortunate cybersecurity attack that has disabled access to most of its digital resources like...
HOA Cracks Down On ‘In This House We Believe’ Signs That Fail to Address Every Social Ill
Homeowners in Leschi were stunned to receive written notices from their HOA last week warning that their "In this house we believe" signs do...
Houseboat Is Neither
Today local real estate agent Chelsea Perkins invited people looking to purchase both a house and boat to check out an adorable Eastlake houseboat,...
Fremont Solstice Parade Bike Seats Tell Us What They Love Most About Eating Ass
So all of your queer and Gen Z friends have told you to not knock til you try it—but you still haven’t tried it:...
Study Finds Heart Attack Risk Highest In People About to Be Passed on Sidewalk by E-Scooter
Today heart researchers at the University of Washington announced that the chances of experiencing a heart attack are highest among people about to be...
Uber Promises Big Tip If Sara Nelson Delivers Their Agenda On Time
With a vote on the rollback of the gig worker minimum wage bill expected as soon as next week, Uber is reportedly offering to...
Report: 90% of Prospective Seattle Homebuyers Have Settled For Kent, They Just Don’t Know It Yet
A new report released today confirms that no less than 90 percent of prospective Seattle homebuyers have actually settled for Kent even though they...
Mayor Harrell Clarifies That ‘One Seattle’ Has Always Referred to the One Percent of Seattle with Waterfront Property
After a KUOW investigation unveiled last week that one rich man sending a text to Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell’s personal cell phone is what...
