Negligent Landlord Treats Tenants to In-Unit Polar Plunge
Today tenants of local negligent landlord Roy Nauhart were spared trekking all the way to Alki, Golden Gardens or Matthews Beach after he graciously...
This Day in Seattle History: Denny Party Sticks Chewing Gum on Rock to Mark Arrival
It was on this day in November 13, 1851 that the Denny Party famously announced their arrival to the Puget Sound region by sticking...
The Needling’s Top 10 Boeing Headlines of 2024
What a year for Boeing! The Needling wrote about Boeing literally ten times as much as it has any other year with almost 30...
Children Delighted to See Cigarettes Left Out for Amazon Delivery Worker Have Been Smoked
Christmas magic was on full display this morning when children of the Little family came tumbling down the stairs to discover the cigarettes they’d...
Christmas Canceled After Santa’s Boeing Sleigh Falls Apart
Christmas was reportedly canceled today after the sleigh Santa had commissioned from Boeing fell apart, stranding the holiday deity just outside of SeaTac.
"I told...
Santa Tracker Reveals Shocking Extent of Reindeer Emissions
This year, in addition to showing a live feed of his international Christmas flight route, NORAD’s famous Santa Tracker is also revealing the shocking...
Hunky Rural Christmas Tree Farmers Tired of Hallmark Movie Objectification
Today Hunky Christmas Arborists Union Local 525 called for an official boycott of all romcom-stye Christmas movies popularized by the Hallmark Channel saying the...
Report: Grinch’s Heart Actually Enlarged from Cocaine Use
Contrary to hopes that the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes today due to an expanded ability to love others, a report has just confirmed...
Fired Seattle Police Chief Adrian Diaz Just Wondering If He Still Has to Pretend He’s Gay
Since it didn’t keep him from getting fired this week for hiring a woman he was having an affair with amid several other accusations...
