Man Exploring London Names Clocktower ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away Back Home
A Puyallup man exploring London for the first time announced he’s named the towering clock he discovered today all on his own “Tahoma” after...
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants
Before enjoying a bounteous Friendsgiving feast together, today the Central District renter hosting the gathering asked everyone to please join him in a lease...
Local Apathy Levels Off The Charts According To Study We Almost Did
In what would have been a landmark study, Seattle levels of apathy and indifference have reached historic highs, according to survey data yet to...
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets
Good Afternoon Moon
In the tight one-bedroom
There was a West Elm couch
And an accent wall
And a picture of
A cow jumping over…something
It was Impressionism.
There were snacks...
Naked Cyclist Wondering Where Everyone Is on Solstice
One lone naked cyclist was seen rolling through Fremont today wondering where everyone is for Solstice.
“Wait, did Solstice start on the 20th this year—or?”...
Alaska Airlines to Extend Companion Fare to AI Girlfriends
Just in time for holiday travel to visit loved ones, today Alaska Airlines announced that it’s extending its discount Companion Fare to AI girlfriends.
“Here...
Tire Runoff Delicious, ‘But I Know It’s Bad For Me,’ Says Local Salmon
One local salmon seen binging gallons of tire runoff pouring into the suburban hometown stream he returned to today admitted he knows it’s bad...
Man Wins Ugly Sweater Contest By Wearing Startup Hoodie
A local man reportedly took home first place at an Ugly Sweater Contest today after showing up in what judges described as a “late-stage...
Epstein Files Forgotten After Trump Starts Wearing Glasses and Sweaters, Giving Shit About Melania
After a week of heightened speculation about what’s contained in the Epstein files, today President Donald Trump successfully disarmed everyone’s suspicions about his illegal...
Local Doctors Reassure Public Rick Steves Still Doing Just Fine
Today local doctors suddenly swamped with questions about the current health of Rick Steves assured an anxious public that the internationally beloved, Edmonds-based travel...
