Neighbors Report Soon-to-Arrive Seattle Resident Has Already Left
Neighbors who had eagerly anticipated avoiding any social interaction whatsoever with new prospective Seattle renter Russ Hastings were pleasantly surprised to hear news today...
Pacific Science Center’s ‘Amazon Rainforest’ Exhibit Lets Kids Explore Ecosystem With Blowtorch
In keeping with a long tradition of innovative educational programs, the Pacific Science Center today unveiled an interactive exhibit that invites curious children to...
Jeff Bezos Sorta Assumed Superman-Like Figure Would Have Stopped Him By Now
In a rare interview, Amazon CEO and Founder Jeff Bezos admitted that he had assumed a Superman-like figure would have halted his astonishingly transparent...
Northgate Mall Now as Empty as Its Shoppers Are on the Inside
Nostalgic
Northgate Mall shoppers have been dropping by in droves this week to confirm
with their own eyes that its core is now officially as big...
Tech Worker Rejoices in 2 for $16 Avocado Sale
An unlikely surprise awaited Amazon employee Hayden Markwell when he walked into South Lake Union’s Whole Foods Market this afternoon.
“Oh shit: Guess who's...
Incoming Seattle University Freshman Thinks These Friendships Will Last
Campion
Hall–Just weeks after arriving on campus armed with twin-sized Target bedsheets,
Childish Gambino posters and Starbucks gift cards from Aunt Kathy, one plucky Seattle
University freshman...
Elementary School Bus Races Minivan with Oregon Plates
Tire squeals and burned rubber left startled parents and teachers searching for answers in front of Everett’s Fairmount Elementary School, where two traffic law-flouting...
Nat-Geo Set to Document Dog Walker’s Record Leashed K9 Attempt
Legendary poo-bagging dog walker Beck Alexey confirmed today that National Geographic will be documenting his highly anticipated record-setting dog-walking attempt this weekend in Seattle’s...
Cute: This DoorDash User Thinks Food Delivery Guy Actually Got His Tip
In a display of utter cuteness today, Greenwood resident Matt Prescott adorably paid a gracious in-app tip intended for his DoorDash delivery guy, actually...
Thousands of Engineers Flee Rainier Beach Suffering From Premature Gentrification
A large group of prospective Apple employees have fled the Seattle neighborhood of Rainier Beach this week after reportedly suffering from a mass onset...
