Beth’s Cafe Celebrates 10,000th Heart Attack
Seattle’s favorite greasy spoon since 1954 and home of the 12-egg omelet, Beth’s Café, proudly announced today that it had reached its 10,000th customer...
Ballard Locals Eyeing ‘Still Good’ Le Creuset Sets in Burned-Out Husk of Kitchen-N-Things
Monday’s three-alarm fire on Ballard’s Market Street destroyed
five businesses including more than 45-year-old retailer Kitchen N Things,
but--according to locals—not necessarily all of its reportedly...
King County Public Health Officials Add Mr. Yuk Rating
In an effort to even better assist restaurant patrons with making wise dining choices, Public Health Seattle & King County announced today the addition...
The Lover’s Guide to the 2019 Filson Catalog
Its unmistakable leather fragrance arrives
hidden in a stack of what first appears to be a pile of non-descript junk mail,
Safeway flyers and the ValPak...
Man Laments Closing Of Local Businesses He Never Frequents
While attending a birthday party he organized at The Hard Rock Cafe, Seattle resident Allan Williams mourned the loss of several local businesses, none...
Caffé Vita Relents; Employees Can Now Give Pastries To Homeless If Thrown Really Hard
In response to the firing of ten employees for the grotesque shame the company suffered when rogue baristas recklessly distributed old coffee and stale...
Walmart Rolls Out the Ceremonial Grandma For Black Friday Shoppers
A Walmart in Kent treated a special group of early Black Friday shoppers to celebrity treatment this morning when they rolled out the Ceremonial...
Seattle Aquarium Unveils Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors
A clandestine Thanksgiving tradition was uncovered this week, as intrepid Needling reporters revealed that a cabal of wealthy Seattle Aquarium donors were treated to...
PCC Markets to Host Gluten-Themed Haunted House
Local clean-eating co-op grocer PCC Community Markets announced today that every Saturday in October they’ll be transforming its Fremont store into a spooky haunted...
Nordstrom Rack Holiday Parade to Feature Fruit Stripe Zebra, Chandler Bing Balloons
This Friday, Seattle will host its first real attempt to compete with New York City’s famed Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade with a dazzling downtown...
