Mt. Rainier Suffers Seasonal Affective Disorder, Will Winter in Tucson
Saying 500,000 years is long enough to stay in one place, Mt. Rainier announced today it’s relocating to the desert Southwest gem of Tucson,...
Atmospheric River Runs Wild Waves Out of Business
Admitting there was no way to out-compete the increasingly popular wet global warming phenomenon, today Wild Waves Theme Park in Federal Way announced it’s...
Federal Way Light Rail Extension Opens Stations in Star Lake and 5 Other Fictional Universes
Angle Lake is officially no longer the only Sound Transit light rail station that welcomes Seattle-area residents to the doorstep of a fictional universe:...
Harrell Argues Seattle Needs Mayor Who Can Afford Enough Childcare to Forget Own Child Even Exists
After KUOW reported the groundbreaking scandal that progressive Seattle mayoral candidate Katie Wilson’s parents have pitched in on childcare costs as she campaigns, today...
Mayor Harrell Sweeps Wheedle Off the Needle
To remind his biggest supporters of what he does best a week before the Nov. 4 general election, today incumbent Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell...
East Bezos Ball Demolished to Make Way for More Ball Room
Saying it was high time to create more space to breathe in such a crowded area, this week Amazon unexpectedly funded the total demolition...
Capitol Hill Station Finally Opens Public Bathroom
After years of popular demand, today Sound Transit finally opened a public bathroom at its Capitol Hill light rail station located just above its...
Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus
Five hours after it was supposed to arrive, a group of commuters stranded at a Capitol Hill bus stop decided to try their luck...
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies
Katie Wilson proudly announced Wednesday night that, in addition to officially being elected Seattle’s next mayor, she’s also already secured unanimous endorsements from local...
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most of His Family
After a torturous, week-long vote count that ultimately resulted in him losing a second term as mayor of Seattle to progressive Katie Wilson today,...
