Man Halfway Through 4th Peanut Butter Milk Stout Not Sure If Pang in Stomach is Regret or Diarrhea
As fall’s arrival kicks off craft beer season, tonight one local man’s ill-advised decision to indulge in a fourth peanut butter milk stout has...
Seattle Magazine Designates Ellensburg ‘Best Pee Break in Washington’
Move aside Cle Elum – ain’t nobody got time for number two: According to Seattle Magazine, this year’s top pee break in Washington state...
Ivar’s Begins Serving Iced Clam Chowder Just in Time for Summer
Local iced lavender lattes became suddenly irrelevant overnight as local seafood chain, Ivar’s, announced their seasonal iced clam chowder drinks are now available just...
Crafty Millennial Just Builds House Out of Avocado Toast
A local cash-strapped millennial stunned neighbors and became an overnight DIY TikTok sensation this week by building the first and likely only home he’ll...
Passengers Banging in Amtrak Bathroom Join New Low Club
Forgoing the classic thrills of the mile high club, one adventurous couple decided to hit a new low today after banging in the bathroom...
Heroic Coworker Spares Team Happy Hour of Plans to Backpack The Enchantments This Weekend
An entire marketing department was rescued from a long, excruciating physical and psychological horror today at a Downtown Yard House happy hour when a heroic...
Queen Anne Residents Create Little Free Pantry for Those Making Under $600k
In an effort to provide support to those desperately in need, today Queen Anne residents unveiled a newly constructed “Little Free Pantry” for all...
New Family Friendly Brewery To Lock Kids In Padded Room While Parents Get Shithoused
In a move that has local parents raving, the owner of Enfant Terrible Brewing has announced that its new Greenwood location provides a padded,...
All Clever IPA Names Tapped Out
Upstart Georgetown brewery owners Steve and Greg Ward were left high and dry today when they learned that all clever hop-based IPA puns had...
Alaska Airlines Trolls CDC Headquarters with ‘Don’t Be Such a Little Bitch’ Skywriting Message
While still attempting to appeal the decision of a Trump-appointed Florida judge that struck down the national travel mask mandate, the CDC was totally...
