Junebaby Releases New Walkout Menu
Following its temporary closure due to a pandemic of famous chefs like Edouardo Jordan sexually harassing and exploiting women on staff, today local award-winning restaurant Junebaby released a delicious new walkout menu for people...
Kitchen-Dick, Woodcock Roads Finally Join OnlyFans
Decades-long diehards for steamy, Olympic Peninsula couple Kitchen-Dick Road and Woodcock Road are in luck tonight as the pair announced they’ve finally joined OnlyFans.
“We know how many of you over the years have really...
Trail Blown Up by Social Media Post
A beautiful hiking trail spot in the Olympic Mountains was blown out into fiery smithereens today after a ne’er-do-well hiker geo-tagged gorgeous photos of his recent hike there and then posted them on social...
Mom Insists Waiting In Line For ‘Original Starbucks’ Worth It
Disregarding repeated protests from her grown daughter, Ohio mother Susan Varlick insisted that no line could be long enough to keep her from getting coffee at the “original Starbucks” at “Pike’s Place.”
“Look at...
Salumi Deli Announces New Charcuterie Replacement Shakes for Gals on the Go
Legendary Seattle delicatessen Salumi has announced they are expanding their menu with a new line of convenient Charcuterie Replacement Shakes for gals on the go.
“Our refreshing Salami Sunrise shake contains four slices of salami,...
Willows Inn Responds to NYT Exposé with Statement Released in Small, Unsatisfying Portions
Following the New York Times’ expose of worker abuses at the famed fine dining destination on Washington’s Lummi Island, Willows Inn Chef Blaine Wetzel said he would be responding to every allegation from more...
Amazon Fresh Pushing New Line of Grass Force-Fed Beef
In an effort to please discerning Prime customer palates slightly concerned about animal welfare, Amazon Fresh announced today its new line of premium grass force-fed beef.
“Prime customers deserve to feel good about the meat...
Woman Ages into Vaccine Eligibility While Reading Food Blog Recipe for Easy Cinnamon Rolls
An innocent distraction had unexpected consequences this week when a spry 31-year-old Meghan Powers aged into vaccine eligibility while scrolling down a Kailyn’s Kitchyn blog page for an easy cinnamon rolls recipe.
“All I wanted...
Valentine’s Plans Include Several Torrid Encounters with Delivery Drivers
Determined to avoid a lonely Valentine’s Day, one Phinney Ridge woman has arranged a busy day filled with several tantalizing and torrid contactless encounters with local delivery drivers.
“After spending the last 340 days alone...
Mayor Durkan Brings Sonics Back to Seattle Center Food Court
Fulfilling a promise she made long ago, today Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan announced that she’s finally brought the Sonics back to the Seattle Center food court.
“It took years of lobbying and negotiation to make...
