Mental Health Significantly Worse After Logging on Facebook to Post About Mental Health Day
While advocates for mental health awareness applauded well-intentioned social media efforts on World Mental Health Day, experts warned that just three minutes on the...
Angel of Death Thrilled to Announce U.S. Annual Mortality Rate Up by Over 15%
In news which shocked no one, the Angel of Death proudly announced in an annual business review today that the U.S. Annual Mortality Rate...
Seattle-area Tooth Fairy Now Only Offering Bitcoin
In an effort to decentralize her financial operations, one Seattle-area tooth fairy says she is now only doling out fractions of cryptocurrency under the...
Local Sleuth Traces Anxiety Attack to Ninth Cup of Coffee
After conducting an investigation so riveting true crime podcasters are already clawing over each other to tell her story, area Detective Benita Collins confirmed...
Fan Cheated of Authentic Mariners Experience After Attending Winning Game
After waiting for more than a year to attend one of their games again at T-Mobile Park last night, Mariners fan Sammy Sandoval said...
Local Asshole Uses Merging Lane How It Was Designed to Be Used
The heads of several drivers stalled in Seattle traffic exploded today after witnessing an asshole drive down to the end of an empty merging...
Gig Economy App LüpHole Offers New, Innovative Way to Pay People Less Than Minimum Wage
In a move Silicon Valley business experts say could give gig companies like Doordash, Uber and Postmates a run for their money, new startup...
Amazon to Offer Prime Deliveries Packed by Certified Humane® “Free Range” Warehouse Workers
Today Amazon announced it’s stepping up once again to solve world problems of their own creation by offering, for a nominal fee, deliveries packaged...
Progress! Ballard Goodwill Donation Line Now Only Backed Up to Tukwila
Today residents from Federal Way are planning to bang pots and pans at 8 p.m. to celebrate the first day since May 2020 that...
Bruce Harrell Vows Action After Hundreds of Tents Discovered Inside REI
Seattle Mayoral candidate Bruce Harrell held a news conference inside the Seattle-based sporting goods store today to blast City Hall for inaction after discovering...
