Oscars ‘Multiverse Stream’ Treats Viewers to Timeline Where Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock with Hot Dog Fingers
After struggling with ratings over the past decade, producers for the 2023 Oscars decided to experiment with a new “multiverse stream” format in which...
Local Man Left Puzzled by Tip Screen at Self-Checkout
Even after becoming used to seeing tip screens pop up in more retail settings, today one local man became overwhelmed with confusion when faced...
Indian Mom Influencers Ruin Holi Again by Only Letting Kids Throw Shades of Beige Gulal
Today a group of local Indian mom influencers once again ruined the Festival of Colors, Holi, as bad as mothers who ruin Easter egg...
Seattle Times Removes Dilbert Comic; Gives Him Op-Ed Column
Following a racist tirade by Dilbert creator Scott Adams, The Seattle Times announced this week that it would be removing the Dilbert comic from...
Woman Goes Alone to FRIENDS Experience
In order to fully appreciate re-living memories from her favorite 90s sit-com, Friends, today Seattleite Kelly Dodge went to Pacific Place to wander show...
Critics Give Hump! Film Festival Two Thumbs Up, Won’t Say Where
Today local erotic film lovers were excited to hear this year’s Hump! Film Festival received a coveted two thumbs up from renowned film critics...
Big Tech Companies Celebrate Employee Appreciation Day by Giving Workers Endless Time Off
Big tech companies like Amazon, Apple, Google and Meta announced this week that they're all taking part in today's Employee Appreciation Day festivities by...
Hot! 5 Easy Ways to Blend Ash Wednesday Cinder into Your Contouring Routine
Today, the beginning of Lent, is a day to not only be grateful for everything Jesus Christ sacrificed for our sins, but also for...
Inflation Woes Continue as Beth’s Cafe 12-Egg Omelette Now Costs $37,000
Inflation woes continued to mount today as diners excited for Beth’s Cafe grand re-opening were shocked to find that the surging price of eggs...
Woman Leaves for U-Village a Day Early to Find Parking
After years of losing countless holiday weekend sales finds to hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic and driving in hopeless circles, Laurelhurst resident Karen McKarensen confirmed...
