Little League Teams Destroy Chihuly Museum
Seattle Center officials were reportedly huffing Windex when they invited the 2018 Little League Baseball Seattle Championship Game teams to an off-season rematch on...
Newest Seattle Sports Franchise to Sell Apparel Only
In a move long seen coming by both Seattle sports fans and apparel industry insiders, Seattle’s latest major sports franchise will field no team...
SR 99 Tunnel Quivering to Be Filled to Capacity
State traffic engineers confirmed Friday that State Route 99 tunnel is almost open for business and just waiting to be filled to capacity. The...
Crime-fighting Dog, Scrappy Teens Solve Murder of Kurt Cobain
Seattle police say they’ve officially classified Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s death as a murder, and the killer is safely behind bars thanks to one...
The Needling 2018: Top 5 Headlines of the Year
What a year! From the Fremont Troll moving to a Tukwila Applebee's parking lot to the Great Wheel going so fast it skidded off...
Man Argues Every Bruce Willis Movie Is A Christmas Movie
Mike Gallardo of Lake City spent all six hours of his friend’s Christmas holiday party asserting that every film featuring Bruce Willis is a...
13th Man Making Things Awkward at CenturyLink Field Date
A highly anticipated date between Darren Skinner and Katie Weiss at CenturyLink Field turned awkward as a drunken fan claiming to be the “13th...
Therapist’s Office Has Great View of South Lake Union But Windows Don’t Open
We're interrupting your regularly scheduled broadcast of fake news to bring you this breaking report: Life can be rough. Please have empathy for those...
Seattle Police Welcome Sleuthing Crime Chimp
In what is either a savvy public relations move or a desperate attempt to fill gaps in a woefully understaffed department, Seattle Police have...
Woman Has Quiet Night In with Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Girlfriend’s Boyfriend
Beacon Hill resident Meghan Jones confessed tonight, after a long work week, that all she wants is a quiet, calm night in with her...
