Downtown Solicitor Just Needs Someone to Talk To

Pedestrians whizzing by a man hawking SPCA flyers in Downtown Seattle today walked away with a gnawing feeling that the man may have also...

Local Mom Guns It in I-5 Fast Lane with Extra 5 MPH

While driving onto the broad girth of Interstate 5 above South Lake Union this morning, an unidentified working mother merged unexpectedly into the fast...

Seattle Aquarium Touch Tide Pool Begs For Mercy

This May brings the 42nd anniversary of the Seattle Aquarium on Pier 59 and, with it, touch tide pool dwellers begging for sweet mercy. Residents of the...

Tinder Date Reeeally High

A promising first date at Kitanda Espresso in Green Lake quickly went south this evening when  Gabe Noolan, a Master’s graduate of Stanford’s international...

Highway 99 Disappointed It Never Got to 100

In an exclusive tell-all interview, Washington State Route 99 confessed to an overwhelming sense of self-defeat for never making it to 100. "For...

#TBT: The Needling’s Top 5 March Headlines

If you didn't read our top 5 articles from last month, where were you? Trapped on some confederate ranch in Moses Lake? Getting airlifted...

Seattle Couple Experiments with “Maybe Recyclables”

One Seattle couple is putting an end to dumping things that shouldn’t go into the mixed recycling bin — and, most importantly, all of...

Tragedy Strikes Local Who Went to Paris That One Time

Following the burning of Paris’ Notre-Dame Cathedral on Monday, local wanderluster Bethany Pierce took to social media to voice the personal tragedy she’s now...

Man Smoking Outside Cafe Warns Against Eating Meat

Puffing Winston Lights as he leaned back in the chair of a Capitol Hill cafe’s outdoor patio, local yoga instructor Mark Roeman educated his...

Aurora Sex Workers Introduce “Good to Blow!” Pass for Easy Billing

In an effort to streamline the payment process, sex workers on Aurora Avenue have collaborated with Washington State Dept of Transportation (WSDOT) to bring customers the...