Local Atheist Hits Up Mass for the Stained Glass ‘Grams

Atheist Toby Fletcher, 33, told reporters today that his Sunday morning trip to First Hill’s St. James Cathedral for some "stained glass 'gram action"...

Fremont Ready to Get Artistic Juices Flowing All Over Bike Seats Today

Fremont Solstice Parade organizers say bright route decorations are set, naked bodies are painted all colors of the rainbow, and the only thing left...

Ballard Bridge to Kick Off Summer by Changing Facebook Relationship Status to “Open”

So you thought the Ballard Bridge was too old to spice things up just in time for summer? Think again. Also, pssst: Don't tell Facebook,...

Bumbershoot Lineup Is Out and Now Viewable for $10 Service Fee

Music fans in Seattle can take a deep sigh of relief now that Bumbershoot’s 2019 lineup has been released and is now viewable for...

Standing Officially Eclipses Driving, Biking, and Walking as Quickest Transportation Across Town, Study Finds

A new study has determined that the local construction rate of new apartments, offices, stores and cafes has officially reached a point that makes...

Mountaineers: 5 Ways to Not Burn Down a Whole Motherfucking Forest This Year

1. Don’t light campfires during a burn ban or in areas that restricts them — unless your #PNWonderland Insta posts would be incomplete without...

UW’s New Wallingford Study Abroad Program Receiving Record Applicants

Starting this summer, Wallingford, Seattle — known for its pricey single-family homes and Oprah’s favorite fried chicken establishment — will be part of UW’s...

Alaska Airlines Logo Only Person Smiling at Sea-Tac

After a thorough search at Sea-Tac International Airport this afternoon, federal aviation officials are confirming that the only face with a genuine smile on...

Every Belltown Restaurant Now a Tom Douglas Restaurant

With his acquisition of the Subway at Third and Lenora, Tom Douglas has now expanded his restaurant empire to include every restaurant in Belltown. “Subway...

Man’s Front Yard Turns Into Cold-Blooded Murder Scene

One Seattle man is suddenly mourning the sense of safety he once had entering his front yard after discovering it’s now a full-fledged murder...