Fremont Troll Has Catalytic Converter Stolen from VW Bug
Seattle’s beloved Fremont Troll announced today that even he has now had his car’s catalytic converter stolen from literally right under his nose.
“Unbelievable—one second...
Man Perplexed By PCC Disposal Bins Just Eats Coffee Cup Instead
Confusion over which disposal bin PCC customers should put their trash came to a head today as Stephen Murphy of Fremont felt suddenly compelled...
‘Let’s Not Make This Tragedy Political,’ Says Politician Doing Political Job at the Politics Building
A politician took a break from his politics job today to stand outside on the steps of the politics building and chastise citizens asking...
Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that...
The Grinch Fitting Right in On Nextdoor App
As the festive lights went up and Christmas drew near, the residents of Whoodinville were spreading their cheer. But in one dim house grumbling...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
Move Over Bezos Balls: Here Comes Andy Jassy’s Glassy Assy
Move over Bezos Balls! CEO Andy Jassy has announced today that the mass Amazon layoffs will soon fund the region's newest vanity project, a...
Local Historian Records Momentous Event for Future Generations
For the tenth year almost in a row, local historian Greg Keith spent New Year’s recording the Space Needle’s fireworks show with his iPhone,...
Gas Works Park Sledder Suddenly Becomes Lake Union Kayaker
In an amphibious feat the likes of which Seattle snow lovers had never yet seen, today one man sledding at Gas Works Park suddenly...
Space Needle Insists It’s Not That Small, It’s Just Cold Outside
As winter creeps closer and thermostats continue to drop, the Space Needle has once again come forward to insist that it’s not actually that...
