“Who’s Ready to Stop-and-Risk It All?” Asks Newest Bloomberg Ad

Following a series of widely mocked billboards, targeted ads and sponsored memes, the Mike Bloomberg 2020 campaign has pivoted to its newest initiative, this time focused on seducing faithful Democrats with the raw, sexual...

Local Tech Startup to Offer Beer In Lieu of Health Benefits

To stay competitive with tech giants like Google and Microsoft that offer free meals and massages, startups like local tech biz PhoneTap are offering more creative perks, including a wide selection of bottomless beer...

Bernie Sanders Uses Captive Tacoma Audience to Unveil One-Man Performance of ‘Cats’

Bernie Sanders’ historic Tacoma Dome rally took a strange turn last night as he took the momentous opportunity to premiere a self-produced one-man production of long-running musical Cats. “Yo yo yo, I know Taylor Swift put her...

Seattle Selfie Museum Unveils Tasteful Dick Pic Gallery

Seattle’s newest vainglorious attraction, the Seattle Selfie Museum, announced today that it’s unsheathing its latest interactive exhibition this week just in time for Valentine’s Day: The Tasteful Dick Pic Gallery, funded by the Jeff Bezos Endowment. “For all...

Neighbor Stands Vigil at Unmarked Curbside Parking Space

In an unforgettable show of devotion to peripheral homeowner property, Ballard resident Tom Watkins has stood constant vigil at the unmarked curbside parking space in front of his house for the last two hundred...

Museum of History and Industry Welcomes First Ever Visitor

After seven years of operation at its pristine South Lake Union location, the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) finally made a little history itself when its first visitor ever walked in today. ...

Local Artist Actually an Octopus

Today Seattle artist Rudy Willingham –known widely for Insta-famous photography of paper pop-culture cut-outs against Pacific Northwest scenery, KEXP album-of-the-year-nominated music, clever social media marketing, videography and book Cut It Out Seattle—confirmed longstanding rumors...

8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter

With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with a few strangers packed around you to watch an entire...

Metropolitan Market Introduces New ‘Prepared Friends To-Go’

Queen Anne, Seattle – The Seattle Grocery Store Wars are heating up again today as upscale retailer Metropolitan Market released “Prepared Friends To-Go,” a new service targeting 20 to 35-year-old tech transplants with no life outside work...

Panicked Social Media Managers Furiously Crank Out Kwanzaa Tweet

A silent night turned into a cacophony of clattering keyboards as the nation’s social media managers roused from their beds last night to crank out a series of panicked Kwanzaa tweets, despite having no...