Costco’s Kirkland Signature to Launch New Collection at Bellevue Mall Fashion Show
Local fashionistas, rejoice: This fall’s bold, cutting-edge Bellevue Mall Fashion Show will be headlined by none other than the launch of Costco’s New Kirkland...
Local Mom to Cure Homelessness Epidemic with Essential Oils
After her recent visit to the Home and Garden Show, Bothell mom Beverly Carlisle has “just the thing” for the rash of homelessness plaguing...
Zoom Orgy Just Not the Same
While strict social distancing orders have put a damper on the nation’s Caligulan fuck parties, many of Seattle’s most ardent orgy enthusiasts have turned...
Wenatchee Man Not Wearing Flannel Ironically Enough
Reports are pouring in that a Wenatchee man chopping his own firewood after a long day of hard work in the yard is not...
Seattle Mullet Association Inducts 5,000 New Members
Cheers and whoops erupted during this month’s virtual meeting of the Seattle Mullet Association as 5,000 new dues-paying members were inducted into the famed...
Target Unveils New High-Waisted Mom Masks
With the need for protective facial masks at an all-time high and Mother’s Day just around the corner, Target has unveiled the new High-Waisted...
Man Getting Laid About the Same Rate as Before Virus
According to the latest data sets recorded over the last few weeks, researchers are confirming Mountlake Terrace resident Gerald Pataki, 34, is getting laid...
Secret Service Agent Kissed in Line of Fire, Saving Joe Biden From Himself
A secret service agent was critically smooched tonight while heroically leaping to protect South Carolina Democratic primary winner, Joe Biden, from yet another attempt...
Aw! 5 Adorable STDs That Still Think They’re Scary
Like a boogeyman in the sheets, STDs once haunted us with their terrifying prospects of oozing genitalia sores, searing urination, and increased chances of...
New Amazon Alex Talks Over You at Meetings
Amazon announced today that it has equipped its Echo devices
with Alexa’s first male-voiced counterpart, Alex, which comes with the added
functionality of talking over you...
