Spring Cleaning Put Off Until Next World-Halting Pandemic
The build-up to a local man’s much-anticipated goal of spring cleaning his home climaxed today with the sobering realization that there now isn’t enough...
Local Couple Expecting First Dog
After several months of keeping their secret to themselves, Julia and Connor Seblisky of Crown Hill have announced on Pinterest-inspired stationary that they are...
New WebMD Party App Lets You Misdiagnose with Friends
In the spirit of social unity during the coronavirus pandemic, popular panic-inducing medical site WebMD has announced the launch of the new WebMD Party...
Officer Teddy Recalled Due to Choking Hazard
After a string of violent incidents against unarmed consumers, popular plush toy Officer Teddy has been recalled due to the extreme choking hazard he...
Seattle Punk Band Livestream to Include Sign Language Guy
Local punk band T.S.O.S (True Sounds of Seattle) announced today that all future livestream performances will include a sign language translator.
“It’s more important than...
Local Couple Now Speaks Entirely in Gibberish Following Prolonged Quarantine with Baby, Pet Dog
The prolonged quarantine has reportedly taken its toll on local Green Lake couple Tom and Megan Kinsdale as their constant isolation with only their...
Sammamish River Trail Bicyclist Just In It for the Ring-a-Ding-Ding
After several consecutive days of overzealous bike-bell ringing at strangers walking along the Sammamish River Trail, Redmond bicyclist Dean Higgins admitted that his avid...
Child’s Hand-Me-Down Clearly Dog Sweater
A local couple is under fire today after posting an Instagram photo of their infant son, Blake, wearing a novelty “Mama’s Lil Furbaby” sweater...
Costco’s Kirkland Signature to Launch New Collection at Bellevue Mall Fashion Show
Local fashionistas, rejoice: This fall’s bold, cutting-edge Bellevue Mall Fashion Show will be headlined by none other than the launch of Costco’s New Kirkland...
Local Mom to Cure Homelessness Epidemic with Essential Oils
After her recent visit to the Home and Garden Show, Bothell mom Beverly Carlisle has “just the thing” for the rash of homelessness plaguing...
