Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that...
The Grinch Fitting Right in On Nextdoor App
As the festive lights went up and Christmas drew near, the residents of Whoodinville were spreading their cheer. But in one dim house grumbling...
Local Man’s Holiday Party to Celebrate Annual Apartment Cleaning
In one of the most highly anticipated events of the season, local Greenwood resident Phil Smith’s holiday party this weekend is all set to...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
Seattle Public Schools to Settle TikTok Lawsuit for Record 600,000 Likes
After Seattle Public Schools filed lawsuits against all major social media platforms last week accusing them of damaging youth mental health, today the district...
Hiker Who Completed AllTrails Review for Rattlesnake Ledge Ready to Summit Everest
Local hiker and realistic expectation setter Jason Peters announced that, after completing a written AllTrails review for Rattlesnake Ledge today, he is now officially...
Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack
After getting a great Christmas tree deal at Costco and decorating one at home today, one local family admitted they were struggling with what...
Man Trapped Inside Flaming Tesla Clearly Pathetic Attempt to Get Elon Musk’s Attention
Experts are confirming that a man who was trapped inside his flaming Tesla today after an alleged self-driving malfunction was clearly just the latest...
Joe Kent, Loren Culp Refuse to Concede Ugly Christmas Sweater Competition
Chaos erupted at an Olympia holiday party tonight when former Washington gubernatorial Republican candidate Loren Culp and recently unsuccessful Republican Washington State Representative candidate...
Holiday Choir Concert Features Record-Breaking Two Hanukkah Songs
A local holiday choir audience was left stunned today when the King County Community Chorus achieved the previously unthinkable milestone of including a record-breaking...
