Grandma’s Old Shit Inside Downtown Public Storage Has Best View in Entire City
Longtime and long-forgotten Downtown Public Storage resident Mildred—who is a stack of mildewed National Geographic magazines waiting for you to make them into a collage—confirmed today that she and the rest of Grandma’s old...
Hot! 5 Easy Ways to Blend Ash Wednesday Cinder into Your Contouring Routine
Today, the beginning of Lent, is a day to not only be grateful for everything Jesus Christ sacrificed for our sins, but also for all the amazing ways black cross cinder on your forehead...
Eastside Man Still Thinks It’s Hilarious to Ask Partner to Make Him a Turkey Sammamish
After five years of living in Kirkland, Eastside man Todd Wesley still giggles each time he asks his wife to "make me a turkey Sammamish."
"There's just something about the names around here that are...
Man Leaves Bookstore with Bounty of Zoom Background Decorations
One man celebrated his new remote position today by investing in a bounty of zoom background decorations from his local bookstore.
“I must have spent the entire weekend scouring local bookstores, but after hours of...
Kshama Sawant Touched, Horrified By Own Adorably Mass-Produced Funko Pop Figure
After announcing that she will not be seeking re-election to the Seattle City Council Thursday, Kshama Sawant also went on record to say that while very touched by a commemorative Funko Pop figure made...
The Grinch Fitting Right in On Nextdoor App
As the festive lights went up and Christmas drew near, the residents of Whoodinville were spreading their cheer. But in one dim house grumbling can be heard very clear, because the Grinch is fitting...
Local Man’s Holiday Party to Celebrate Annual Apartment Cleaning
In one of the most highly anticipated events of the season, local Greenwood resident Phil Smith’s holiday party this weekend is all set to celebrate the annual cleaning of his one-bedroom apartment.
“It’s that...
Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used Band-Aid Wall.
With Tacoma’s own bile inducing
pitstop, the city hopes...
UW Frat Star Refuses to Get REAL ID, Says Fake ID Works Just Fine
After repeated reminders that acquiring a REAL ID is mandatory federal requirement, 20-year-old University of Washington frat star Brad Ericks assured his friends and classmates this week that his fake ID he bought under...
Seattle Public Schools to Settle TikTok Lawsuit for Record 600,000 Likes
After Seattle Public Schools filed lawsuits against all major social media platforms last week accusing them of damaging youth mental health, today the district announced it is settling with TikTok for a record 600,000...
