Study Confirms Seattleites Pretend to Read More Books Than Any Other City
A study released today solidified Seattle’s reputation as an intellectual capital of the world after it confirmed that more Seattleites pretend to read more...
Repeated Calls for ‘Backdoor’ Going Unanswered, Reports Metro Bus Driver’s Wife
The decades-long struggle for people’s desperate "backdoor" cries to be heard is reportedly worse than most already thought after it was discovered that even...
#RelationshipGoals! These Two Just Set Up a Tent Without Killing Each Other
Social media is abuzz today with news that local couple Rachel and Thomas Yardsworth have officially set up an entire tent together without even...
Seattle Lesbian Bar Wildrose Shuttered Over Lewd Exposed Ankle Violations
Citing for the second weekend in a row some of its most arcane and outdated laws at Seattle gay bars, this weekend Washington state’s...
Long-term Study of College Cannabis Use Forgets Why
Today the results of a highly anticipated, long-term study on the effects of cannabis use on college students were expected to be released until...
Seattle Police Department Forms ‘Male Nipple Exposure Prevention Task Force’
Following a weekend raid on Seattle gay bars that resulted in several citation threats for the “exposure of a male nipple,” today the Seattle...
‘The Weather Isn’t That Bad,’ Says Woman Using 6 Forms of Artificial Sunlight
According to one local woman who cocoons in at least six artificial forms of sunlight a day, Seattle weather reportedly “really isn’t that bad.”
“The...
Dry January Fully Supported by Boyfriend Who Won’t Go Down On You
One local woman says she’s less than a week away from finishing a successful Dry January, and it’s all thanks to being supported all...
Seattle Parks Agrees to Turn Its Children’s Playground Proposal for Gay Nude Beach Into Adult Playground
After the local LGBTQ+ community came out strong against a city proposal to build a new children’s playground at a longtime gay nude beach,...
Area Geoduck Wonders How Naked Man Breathes Through That Little Thing
Upon seeing a naked man in all his glory for the first time after a local New Year’s Day Polar Plunge today, one area...
