El Corazón to Host Tiny Stall Bathroom Concerts
In an effort to highlight Seattle’s up-and-coming punk bands, local venue El Corazón has announced their own spin on NPR’s Tiny Desk concert...
Bellevue Hits 100% Unemployment Rate as Microsoft Lays Off 5% of Workers
In an unprecedented economic catastrophe for the Eastside, this week Bellevue reached a staggering 100 percent unemployment rate after Microsoft announced layoffs of 5...
Ballard Parade Celebrating Norway Gives Out Free Lutefisk, Healthcare, College, Paid Parental Leave
Thousands of lucky Ballard Syttende Mai parade attendees today were tossed a variety of Norwegian delicacies including free lutefisk, healthcare, college, paid parental and...
Space Needle Responds to Kraken Loss with Impulsive Dye Job
In an effort to prove to the city that it’s absolutely “fine” and excited to turn a new leaf after the Kraken’s close Game...
Moose Only Mariner Invited to All-Star Game
Today Seattle baseball fans say they’re doing their best to once again overcome a familiar sense of disappointment after learning that the only Mariner...
Sunny Weather Packs Ballard Breweries with People Who Think They Recognize Each Other
The Ballard brewery district’s sunny beer patios are reportedly packed this week with scores of people squinting and basking in the glow of community...
Immersive New Escape Room Challenges Participants to Avoid Small Talk with Midwestern Coworkers
An immersive new escape room opening today in Seattle challenges introverted participants to complete a series of challenges designed around avoiding pleasant small talk...
Line for Cinerama Chocolate Popcorn Already Stretching to Bellevue
Within 24 hours of SIFF announcing at the opening night of their annual film festival the happy news that they’d bought the Seattle Cinerama...
Couple Thins Out Wedding Invite List by Sending #SeattleIsDying Stories to Least Favorite Relatives
Desperate to cut down on wedding costs, one genius local couple says nothing has spared them from unnecessary expenditures and drunken speeches about “woke”...
Mount Rainier Officially Comes Out Ahead of Pride Weekend
The rumors are true: This year Mount Rainier has officially come out just in time for Seattle Pride Weekend.
“I don’t know how we missed...
