Pike Place to Improve Small Business Access by Adding Parking Inside Market
After recent debates over a car-free Pike Place Market highlighted how essential parking actually is on the small, one-way bricked street thronged with pedestrians,...
Child-free Couple Sticking It Out for the Dogs
Despite losing the spark for each other and subsequently much of life itself years ago, local child-free couple Jared and Alicia Hodges said today...
ChatPNW Becomes First A.I. Capable of Passive Aggression
Today OpenAI announced its latest unprecedented advancement in artificial intelligence technology with the unveiling of ChatPNW, the first AI tool capable of passive aggression.
“To...
Man Who Missed Bus Just Gonna Start New Life in West Seattle
After missing his bus back to Ballard during a weekend trip to West Seattle, one man has decided to do the sensible thing and...
Shoplifting, JumpStart Tax, Misdemeanor Drug Use Force Mariners to Miss MLB Playoffs
Despite high hopes for consecutive years in the playoffs, the Seattle Mariners confirmed Saturday night they would not be making the MLB post-season this...
Workers Rush to Sew Sky Blue Angels Ripped in Half Back Together Before Next Seafair Airshow
The sky over Lake Washington will be closed overnight as workers rush to sew it back together after the Blue Angels accidentally tore it...
Green Jacket Lady from Fox News Interview Already Leading in Polls for Seattle’s Next Mayoral Election
Green Jacket Lady from Fox News Interview surged in Seattle mayoral polls today, already taking a gigantic 25-point lead ahead of current Seattle Mayor...
Cramped, Overpriced Corporate Store with No Parking or Anything On Your Shopping List Shutting Down Due to Safety Concerns
Bad news hit Seattle today when it learned two locations of a corporate chain that were always both more expensive and a pain-in-the-ass to...
Experts Find Brown Bear Tri-color Foam Car Wash Effective Alternative to Getting High
Leading scientists concluded in a study released today that splurging for a Brown Bear tri-color foam car wash is an effective alternative to getting...
Marshawn Lynch Formally Passes on “Beastquake” Sash and Crown to Taylor Swift
After days of turmoil and debate over whose fans seismologically shook the home of the Seahawks harder, today former running back Marshawn Lynch formally...
