Seattle Police Now Equipped with Nerf Guns to Make Shootings More Fun
Facing public outcry over fatal shootings and a general malaise amongst its ranks, the Seattle Police Department is looking to put the "happy" back...
Howard Schultz Apologizes for Associating Seattle with Burnt Coffee
Howard Schultz has finally issued a mea culpa to Seattle for forever linking the city with his burnt, flavorless Starbucks coffee.
“It’s on me,”...
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Last Street In Seattle Open To Traffic Now Closed For Repairs
The Seattle Department of Transportation announced Monday afternoon that 4th Avenue — the only street in Seattle that was still left open...
Man Looking for Sweet Deal on New or Pre-owned Coping Mechanism
Greenwood resident Ethan Buell announced to friends and family Monday afternoon that he was headed to Aurora Avenue to scour dealerships in the hopes...
Little League Teams Destroy Chihuly Museum
Seattle Center officials were reportedly huffing Windex when they invited the 2018 Little League Baseball Seattle Championship Game teams to an off-season rematch on...
Newest Seattle Sports Franchise to Sell Apparel Only
In a move long seen coming by both Seattle sports fans and apparel industry insiders, Seattle’s latest major sports franchise will field no team...
King County Calls Off Search for Missing Bellevue Shopper
King County has called off their search for missing Bellevue shopper Stacy J. Quinn, who was last seen on Christmas Eve looking for affordable...
Cranky Mom On Vacation Actually Did Have Sand In Vagina
Doctors have successfully removed a record two pounds of glistening white sand from a Seattle woman after she returned from her family vacation to...
Jesus Just Kind Of Wondering Why Wedding Proposal Had To Be On His Birthday
After witnessing yet another romantic Pike Place Market wedding proposal between two Seattle sweethearts, Jesus Christ is reporting he’s wondering why they had to...
