Ballard Bridge to Kick Off Summer by Changing Facebook Relationship Status to “Open”
So you thought the Ballard Bridge was too old to spice things up just in time for summer? Think again.
Also, pssst: Don't tell Facebook,...
Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Bothell Block Party $20 to ‘Go Get Something Nice’
Bothell, Wash. – This Saturday, downtown Bothell hosts the town’s annual block party and brew fest, featuring a lineup of countless seven bands...
Bumbershoot Lineup Is Out and Now Viewable for $10 Service Fee
Music fans in Seattle can take a deep sigh of relief now that Bumbershoot’s 2019 lineup has been released and is now viewable for...
Standing Officially Eclipses Driving, Biking, and Walking as Quickest Transportation Across Town, Study Finds
A new study has determined that the local construction rate of new apartments, offices, stores and cafes has officially reached a point that makes...
Breaking: Husband Wants You to Make Him a Sammamish
We’re interrupting your regularly scheduled routine with this breaking report that just came in from the living room: Your husband is stuck in front...
Mountaineers: 5 Ways to Not Burn Down a Whole Motherfucking Forest This Year
1. Don’t light campfires during a burn ban or in areas that restricts them — unless your #PNWonderland Insta posts would be incomplete without...
UW College Republicans Launch Campaign to Reclaim the “W-Word”
A Special Report to The Needling from our Off Leash News correspondents at the University of Washington
In Off Leash News’ exclusive sit-down interview today...
UW’s New Wallingford Study Abroad Program Receiving Record Applicants
Starting this summer, Wallingford, Seattle — known for its pricey single-family homes and Oprah’s favorite fried chicken establishment — will be part of UW’s...
Seattle Times Reporter Copies and Pastes Article About Rising Rent for 18th Straight Month
South Lake Union – Local real estate reporter Winston Samuels has copied and pasted the same article about rising rent for the 18th straight...
Alaska Airlines Logo Only Person Smiling at Sea-Tac
After a thorough search at Sea-Tac International Airport this afternoon, federal aviation officials are confirming that the only face with a genuine smile on...










