Last Chance to Say Goodbye: WSDOT Holds Final Viaduct Car Jump This Weekend
The time has finally come: This weekend is your last chance to car-jump the expanse between the yet-to-be-demolished remnants of the Alaskan Way Viaduct....
Quaint Brick Building Doubles as Earthquake Coffin
Residents and neighbors of a quaint, brick walk-up in Capitol Hill are celebrating the city's decision today to preserve the building, which will also...
UW Astronomers Report Entire Universe Comprised of Small Water Droplets
In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists at the University of Washington’s Theodor Jacobsen Observatory report that outer space appears to be nothing but small beads...
Brewers Association Admits Sour Beer Trend Just April Fool’s Prank That Got Out-of-Hand
In a late Friday press conference, executive director of the Independent Brewers Association admitted that the increasingly popular sour beer category was supposed to...
Confirmed: Painted Fremont Solstice Reveler to Postpone Shower Til After Pride
After much speculation, sources have confirmed that the glittered rainbow body paint applied to Seth McHutchins’ body for Saturday’s Fremont Solstice Parade will not...
Eastern Washington Militia Doesn’t Even Have Single Fleeing Oregon Senator In Compound
A remote Eastern Washington militia is crestfallen after failing to persuade a single Republican Oregon state senator to valiantly run shrieking to their compound...
Construction Workers Who Direct Street Traffic to Now Double as Life Coaches
All those orange and yellow-suited construction workers who spend so much time telling people where to go on Seattle's streets will now start telling...
Local Atheist Hits Up Mass for the Stained Glass ‘Grams
Atheist Toby Fletcher, 33, told reporters today that his Sunday morning trip to First Hill’s St. James Cathedral for some "stained glass 'gram action"...
Nordstromrack Family to Sell Store Chain for Up to 70% Off Regularly Marked Price
Downtown Seattle – As the Nordstrom family looks to sell the privately-owned luxury department store chain, the Nordstromrack family is looking to sell as...
Fremont Ready to Get Artistic Juices Flowing All Over Bike Seats Today
Fremont Solstice Parade organizers say bright route decorations are set, naked bodies are painted all colors of the rainbow, and the only thing left...
