The Needling Launches NFT Digital Subscription for Only $1.99M a Month
Acquiescing to persistent requests from countless blockchain overlords, today The Needling became a pioneer in the online news industry by launching a new NFT...
Lil Nas X Tells All About Filming Hell Scenes for ‘Montero’ in Cle Elum
Rapper Lil Nas X revealed today that his instant hit video for "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" was saved from going over-budget simply...
Woman Ages into Vaccine Eligibility While Reading Food Blog Recipe for Easy Cinnamon Rolls
An innocent distraction had unexpected consequences this week when a spry 31-year-old Meghan Powers aged into vaccine eligibility while scrolling down a Kailyn’s Kitchyn...
Mariners Prepare to Welcome Back Fan to T-Mobile
As Washington COVID cases continue to decrease, part of Gov. Inslee’s Phase Three plan includes allowing the Mariners fan to attend opening day on...
Boeing CEO Relieved to Learn Shower of Fiery Debris Not One of Theirs
While residents across the Pacific Northwest were captivated by a shower of fiery debris streaking across the Thursday night sky, Boeing’s CEO was reportedly...
Valentine’s Plans Include Several Torrid Encounters with Delivery Drivers
Determined to avoid a lonely Valentine’s Day, one Phinney Ridge woman has arranged a busy day filled with several tantalizing and torrid contactless encounters...
LA Transplant Salivating at Chance to One-Up Traffic Complaint
After what was meant to be a coworker’s innocuous comment about a frustrating drive back to West Seattle, local Los Angeles transplant Oliver Marlow...
Valentine’s Day Eviction Notices to Be Delivered via Candy Gram
With Seattle’s renter eviction moratorium set to expire on Feb. 14, the Mayor’s Office announced today that they plan to soften the blow of...
Local Pedestrian Crosses Street Record-setting 27 Times in One Block
In a stunning commitment to not come within six feet of any people on her afternoon walk today, local pedestrian Megan Wallace crossed the...
Sheriff Falsely Accusing Black Man of Death Threats Just Had a ‘Vewy Bad Day’
After being caught falsely accusing an innocent black man delivering newspapers of death threats, law enforcement officials are saying Pierce County Sheriff Ed Troyer...
