Today millionaire Nat Keller expressed full confidence and excitment that he’ll one day be able to blame his future bankruptcy on Washington state’s future Millionaires Tax, not his hefty investment in local AI startup Misanthropic.
“Is it going to suck losing so much money when this AI bubble pops that I have to actually finally move to Idaho or Texas like I’ve been threatening to for years without really meaning it? Yes, but it’s a small price to pay for the way I’m eventually going to be able to play victim of Washington’s future Millionaire’s Tax,” said Keller with a twinkle in his eye. “I can’t wait to get on Fox News some day to tell the nation I was completely ruined by a .09% tax on any annual income over $1 million, not me literally betting my whole house on a technology designed to put most of humanity out of a job.”
Keller is far from the only local AI investor looking forward to blaming his future bankruptcy on a small income tax compared to most states’.
“AI investors and workers across the nation are flocking to the Seattle area as soon as they can before the bubble bursts so they can blame their financial ruin on the city and state’s local taxes,” said business analyst Henry Smith. “If the bubble blows while they’re still living in Florida, Tennessee, or South Carolina, can you imagine? They’d have to blame their financial ruin on something way less original like the divorce.”
At press time, Keller and other local AI investors said they were also looking forward to blaming their future financial ruin in particular on all the greedy children set to receive Millionaires Tax-funded universal free school meals just so they don’t go hungry.
