A flock of Canada geese looking to relax and picnic on a local park lawn today said they couldn’t believe how much crap humans left all over the grass.
“God, how do humans even produce this much shit?” said one goose as it gagged at a forgotten camo truck hat with some dumb band name on it before almost stepping on a wireless earbud. “Their droppings are everywhere!”
One bird who decided to take his chances laying down on what seemed a perfect stretch of grass, eventually stood up disappointed in to find his white feathers stained with part of an 85% dark chocolate bar.
“Gross!” the goose said wiping its feathers on another part of the grass to get it off. “Omg, why did I do that? I think I just touched a tarot card.”
At press time, the geese were worried even more shit is on the way everywhere after hearing all humans are pivoting to AI.
