Discovery of Ancient Temple of the Dog Liner Notes Could Serve as Rosetta’s Stone to Decipher Eddie Vedder Lyrics
Seattle’s music scene was abuzz today after the discovery of an ancient Temple of the Dog record with intact liner notes gave grunge scholars hope that they may now hold a Rosetta’s Stone to...
Tennessee Lawmakers Ban Travel to Seattle After Learning About Utilikilts
After hearing reports about the popularity of the made-in-Seattle utilitarian, un-bifurcated garments, today conservative legislators in Tennessee announced a travel-to-Seattle ban to save their impressionable, young constituents from encountering Utilikilts.
“We have to protect children...
Transplant Celebrating 10 Years in Seattle Fears It’s Too Late to Ask How To Pronounce Sequim
One transplant’s 10-year Seattle anniversary turned from nostalgic celebration to a source of anxiety today after he realized that he might have waited too long to ask how to pronounce Sequim.
“I forgot to ask...
QUIZ: Did He Ghost You or Is He a Washington State Ferry?
Sometimes it's hard to know whether he ghosted you or is just another Washington State Ferry taking off without you. Take our quiz to help you figure it out.
He said he’d show up at...
Did You Know? Corpse Flower Placed Inside Bezos Balls to Mimic Actual Scent of Bezos’ Smelly Balls
Many know that corpse flowers like the one hundreds flocked to sniff during its rare bloom at the Bezos Balls over the weekend are famous for smelling exactly like rotting flesh. But did you...
Friends Feign Excitement About Bonfire Invitation
Friends of Seattle resident Emily Hennings are celebrating her bold showing of social initiative this week — an invitation to a Saturday evening Golden Gardens bonfire— with internal agonizing over how the hell they’re...
KOMO News Wordle Just ‘CRIME’ Again
Word puzzle enthusiasts woke up this morning to discover that the daily KOMORDLE, the KOMO News version of the national sensation Wordle, was just “CRIME” again for the 97th straight day.
“Look, if ‘HOMELESS’ or...
Seattle Parks Agrees to Turn Its Children’s Playground Proposal for Gay Nude Beach Into Adult Playground
After the local LGBTQ+ community came out strong against a city proposal to build a new children’s playground at a longtime gay nude beach, today Seattle Parks announced it wanted to apologize for not...
Seattle Woman Celebrating Unseasonable Warmth With Long Walks Along Beaches Of Hyrule
For the past week, Seattleites have enjoyed uncharacteristically warm, sunny days and Ballard resident Natalie Stahl says she's no exception as she enjoys long, virtual walks along the beaches of Hyrule.
“I’ve been meaning...
Is It Actually Spring or Are You Being Sunlighted?
You know what they say: If you’re in a season that feels and looks too good to be true, it probably is. Here are 5 signs to figure out whether you’re actually experiencing spring,...
