Nat-Geo Set to Document Dog Walker’s Record Leashed K9 Attempt
Legendary poo-bagging dog walker Beck Alexey confirmed today that National Geographic will be documenting his highly anticipated record-setting dog-walking attempt this weekend in Seattle’s Discovery Park.
Alexey, owner of Pawsitively Pampered Dog Walks, is determined...
Seahawks GM Finally Asks Pete Carroll to Chew Gum with Mouth Closed
By Guest Sports Correspondent Dustin Nickerson
As the coronavirus continues to spread and citizens everywhere take preventive measures to stop the transmission of germs, Seahawks General Manager John Schneider finally asked veteran Head Coach Pete Carroll...
Pigeon Finally Avenges Father After Dropping Baseball on Randy Johnson
Following an infamous 2001 incident in which former Mariner pitcher Randy Johnson exploded a pigeon with a fastball during a Spring Training game, the pigeon's son has reportedly flown out of the shadows today...
Baseball Lockout Threatens Mariners’ Missed Postseason Streak
With news that the first two series of the season have been cancelled due to the Major League Baseball (MLB) owners continued lockout of players, anxious Mariners fans worry that the team's record 20-year...
Reproductive Rights ‘Not My Fight,’ Says Man Obsessed with Sports Rivalry in Distant State
After his girlfriend pleaded him to make sure his family back in Pennsylvania votes early for candidates who protect women’s reproductive rights, Pittsburgh Steelers fan Tom Mickelson confirmed that’s not his fight, especially with...
Male Feminist of the Year? This Man Went to a Seattle Storm Game in a Sonics Jersey
The Ms. Magazine newsroom was abuzz today upon hearing that local basketball fan and male feminist Colin Riley attended a WNBA Seattle Storm game last night in his favorite Sonics jersey.
“I mean, wow: I’m...
Mariners Prepare to Welcome Back Fan to T-Mobile
As Washington COVID cases continue to decrease, part of Gov. Inslee’s Phase Three plan includes allowing the Mariners fan to attend opening day on April 1st at the T-Mobile Park stadium and all games...
Lou Piniella Throws Out Ceremonial First Base at All-Star Game
In a touching and nostalgic opening to tonight’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Seattle’s T-Mobile Park, none other than legendary former Mariners Manager Lou Piniella did the honors of throwing out the event’s...
Alaska Airlines Changes ‘Proudly All Boeing’ Signs on Planes to ‘Oops! All Boeings’
After years of displaying the hand-painted tagline “Proudly All Boeing” on the sides of its planes, today Alaska Airlines announced it would be retiring the phrase and replacing it with “Oops! All Boeings.”
“So, it...
How to Mentally Prepare Yourself for the Mariners’ Season to Collapse Like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge
It’s mid-August and the Mariners are in the Wild Card hunt, and yet right about now a familiar thought creeps into the back of every fan’s mind—when is this whole thing going to fall...
