‘See, We Concede with Class,’ Says Liberal Shitting on Latinos Online All Day
After a brutal presidential election loss Tuesday, this week one liberal shitting on Latinos online harder and longer than anyone ever shit on Nancy...
Report: Chasing Approval of Total Dick Still Bad Idea
A groundbreaking report out today sent shockwaves throughout the will never learn their damn lesson community after it conclusively confirmed that chasing for approval...
Aw! These Local Politicians Commented on Israel Killing an American from Seattle So the President Didn’t Have To
In a touching display of devotion toward one of the undeniably best presidents the United States has ever had, today local Washington state politicians...
Portrait in Jimmy Carter’s Attic Looking Hella Good
Suspicions triggered every time the public sees current photos of President Jimmy Carter were confirmed today when historians found an old portrait of the...
First President to Honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day Treats Self to a Little Genocide
In honor of being the first United States president to comemmorate Indigenous Peoples' Day, today President Joe Biden treated himself to a little genocide.
“I’ve...
Boeing Assures Public Blue Angels Are Safe Because They’re Made for the Military, Not You People
After spending the first half of the year obliterating the public’s confidence in their ability to safely assemble planes and spaceships, today Boeing assured...
Report: RFK Jr. Dropped Out of Presidential Race to Focus on Longtime Feud With Sasquatch
After several rumors circulated about what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was going to do with his spare time after dropping out last week, today...
Mendenhall Glacier Claims It Isn’t Melting, ‘It’s Just Allergies!’
After being spotted dripping everywhere and generally not looking well, today Alaska's Mendenhall Glacier insisted it was only experiencing bad allergies and that it...
VP Harris Reaffirms Israel’s Right to Keep Recklessly Killing Its Own Hostages
In a stirring, inspiring and history-making speech as she formally accepted the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination Thursday night, Vice President Kamala Harris forcefully reaffirmed...
Trump Rages at Kalama in Latest Unhinged Rant
The emotional and mental stability of Donald Trump was called further into question today as he moved on from unhinged rants on Truth Social...
